mako

If you want to be paid immense amount of money, while delivering zero value to society work in Finance or Law.

The Way I See Myself by Luca Ponsato

High testosterone behaviors: -talk to people like you already know them -lift weights -go for walks -unfollow Instagram models -leave massive tips at restaurants -don’t hookup with a girl who you wouldn’t be pumped to show off to your friends (because she’s so hot and emotionally mature it makes them want a girlfriend) -don’t get drunk or high with anyone who isn’t a good person -buy drinks for people without expecting one in return -be totally fine with staying in on a Friday night to watch Batman -realize there’s nothing more important than your health (don’t just tell yourself the words like you’re reciting mindless facts in Social Studies class - actually download the belief) -take random moments throughout your week to realize you’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle… every day you wake up you win the freaking lottery :)