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@Countrydogmum @AVFCOfficial @NFFC That's actually genius 😂

🚨🚨 Breaking News 🚨🚨 New @SpursOfficial signing Peppa Pig has ruptured her ACL in training. Not to worry, she’s in safe hands with our medical staff. It’s nothing cold spray and a few squat jumps can’t fix. #coys #spurs #thfc

@DingDong_doodle @SpursOfficial That's his fallback option for when spurs destroy his ACL

@SpursOfficial If he rows that well why is he playing football?

We’re delighted to announce that James Rowswell has signed a new contract with the club 🤍 Congratulations, James! 👏 🔗 thfc.pro/4cFCjbR

@xAlexTHFC @szyexcl Does make you wonder if this will start to put players off signing

@szyexcl We’re literally a graveyard for players …

update on kudus: he’s opted against taking the club’s advice to undergo surgery. there are fears he could be out for a very long time if he does undergo surgery. #thfc

@ChadMcbuick @Neilo1986 @BobHope12000 Replace the spurs one with "stonewall penalty not given after VAR review" then it's spot on 🙃

@Neilo1986 @BobHope12000 Villa v Spurs 93rd minute. Penalty Spurs. RKM miss 97th minute. Penalty Villa. Watkins goal.

Has a club ever had no penalties in a 38 game season?

@Mastrigt_ It's amazing having a goalkeeper that kicks the ball to where our players are

Antonin Kinsky vs. Wolves (A)

@CarloTHFC @szyexcl @Allthings__THFC Exactly who I thought of when I typed this 😂 or when lo celso went on loan and was miraculously healed

@connor_k95 @szyexcl @Allthings__THFC 🤣 ala Ryan Sessegnon

Is Udogie actually injured again?

@CarloTHFC @szyexcl @Allthings__THFC Then watch him play 35 games straight 🙃

@szyexcl @Allthings__THFC Destiny "play 2 miss 6" Udogie has to be replaced in the summer

@Magpie41 @BBCMOTD @kdkilbane77 Exactly this ! They always forget about this when adding new laws. Should be the same for all levels

@BBCMOTD @kdkilbane77 What a joke this is???? Why make a rule that cannot be applied at all levels , this can only be used with ARs , what about the 1000s of games every week that only have a single official

Offside? 👀 Not in Canada’s Premier League ❌ The first goal allowed under the experimental “daylight” offside rule was scored as part of the league’s ongoing trial conducted in cooperation with Fifa ⚽️

@TinchyS11729 @footballconfid1 This team would get ripped to shreds 😭😂

@footballconfid1 You are genuinely a idiot 😂

Ngl… I’ve accepted Tottenham’s fate, and now I’m just looking to the future. Not only does this team get us promoted, it will build the platform that allows us to dominate English football for the next 20 years.

@Footballtweet Best player* in the world. Without a doubt

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane is hunting Robert Lewandowski's record for Bayern Munich: ▪️ Robert Lewandowski’s best season at Bayern Munich: 55 goals, 9 assists, and 4 titles in 47 matches. ▪️ Harry Kane this season at Bayern Munich: 49 goals, 5 assists, and 1 title so far (with the possibility of winning up to 4) in 41 matches. The English striker is firmly on track to challenge — and potentially surpass — Lewandowski’s greatest-ever campaign. Is Harry Kane the best number 9 in the world right now?

@COYScomaDaniel @Allthings__THFC Exactly this. Need to get rid of this pussy mentality at the club. Players need to know that the manager has the authority rather than the players knowing they can get the manager sacked. If players aren't on board get them out

@Allthings__THFC Our players and fans are too soft. We need this

Going to be an interesting one if RDZ is appointed

@thespursweb 24 COYS !!!

After the Atletico Madrid performance, how many points are you confident of Tottenham picking up from the remaining Premier League games? 🤔

@Bissoumatatas @SpursArmyTweets @JaiP72 Had a hamstring graft (surgeons choice) 7 years ago and has been great. First couple of years getting back into football was tough, but been fine ever since. Massive thing is sticking to the physio all the way through and building up leg muscles afterwards

@SpursArmyTweets @JaiP72 I’m due for an ACL reconstruction in a few days following a tear. If anyone has good inputs on the graft I should select, please help

James Maddison’s six-month post-op ACL testing! 💪 📲 James Maddison via Instagram

@xAlexTHFC If you are a home fan, yes it is

90 minutes is a very long time at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium

@Melo_lfc It will be 3-0 Liverpool by around 12 mins in, game done

All these Tottenham fans preparing for an L at Anfield are about to be in for the shock of their lives.

@danpom @FreddieJoh96174 @LastWordOnSpurs @talkSPORT He failed because the squad depth was so bad outside of the first 11. His bench most games was very average

@FreddieJoh96174 @LastWordOnSpurs @talkSPORT He took us as far as he could, he failed in semi finals and finals with us and couldn’t win anything with the likes of Lloris, Toby, Jan, Dele, Eriksen, Son and Kane he moved on and so should the fans

🤍Spurs fans plead with Mauricio Pochettino to ‘come back’ as he joins them on the flight to watch his beloved Spurs against Atlético Madrid: 🗣️”He’s Magic You Know!” 🗣️”Come Back Mauricio”. 📺[@talkSPORT] #THFC | #COYS | #TOTTENHAM | #SPURS | #ATMTOT

@InvertTheWing We can't be playing Muani again. He's dreadful

Tomorrow. Atletico's midfield is NOT good. It is a case of overunning them with Sarr-Gray-Palhinha. Gallagher has done nothing to start though. Cannot afford a Back 5, because that means Dragusin start. Nor can you afford anyone that isn't Van De Ven to play left back in this position. Souza is not registered, and otherwise 0 width.

@thfcm14 Being asked to overplay out from the back has destroyed his confidence

i had this dood in conversations id get castrated for today

@spursreallybad @Ayhd126H @Daily_Hotspur @guardian Nothing will change, they say this every year 🙃

🚨 NEW: #thfc's owners plan to rip up the club's wage structure this summer if the team avoid relegation. Spurs acknowledge that the club have underinvested in player salaries for years. | @guardian theguardian.com/football/2026/…