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what’s happening with my hair today YES

don’t ask me how much money I spent but just know I got my tickets boo

@sloppydisc0 what was the straw

my girl is wealthy, unbothered, and her tiddies are FAT!

bowled my first turkey tonight

lmaooo Cardi 😭

reject modernity/embrace tradition

Issa Rae in Black Mirror:

NEW: Today, while announcing the indictment of Sean “Diddy” Combs, SDNY U.S. Attorney Damian Williams thanked the victims and witnesses who have stepped forward so far. But there is one whose story looms largest in the indictment: Cassie Ventura, his ex-partner. 1/

A-O-T-Y, I ain't win I ain't stuntin bout them Take that shit on the chin Come back and fuck up the pen

accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life

spiritually and respectively, they are 67 and 73 years old.

wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously

“listen to your body” well my body wants to smoke 5 joints & rot in bed all day

did it hurt? when you had to fade your voice out while you were telling a story to a group of people once you realized nobody was really paying attention?

I’m sad today but it’s nothing that 2-3 hot dogs can’t solve

I need one of those Panera lemonades that kill you

*turns on Chicago* me:

she doesn’t want flowers she wants this