Connor
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Connor
@connorgeese
Stuff and things (he/him)
Chicago, IL Katılım Nisan 2018
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@lordspookyy_ @_celia_bedelia_ The original tweet showed the kid getting uninvited to the movies because of her helicopter parent, so yeah it was sad to see and it started a conversation
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@_celia_bedelia_ why ARE so many people upset with her rules as a parent I’m genuinely curious? I keep seeing the discourse, and it’s crazy to me. If you want to let your kid do that go ahead, who cares if she doesn’t…
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whoever said elon musk talks like a stupid person thinks a smart person would talk
John Ganz@lionel_trolling
Vast technology differences simultaneously
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@lionel_trolling His tweets are like last-minute discussion posts on Canvas.
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It’s way more dangerous for you to post your children’s faces on the internet than it is for your 13 year old to go to the movies with her friends in suburbia. 🤷🏻♀️
The REAL Suburban Mom@ItsMrsPlugg
13 is the perfect age where you go with your child & friends and sit 3-4 rows behind on opposite side of the theater. 15 is the age where you are in theater watching a different movie 16+ they can go alone. Idk why it’s so hard to grasp.
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oh wow i guess im never sleeping ever again
Neil Agarwal@regalstreak
i accidentally discovered one of the coolest features on the internet the Wikipedia app has a "nearby" feature that shows wikipedia articles around your location! i opened it and instantly fell into a rabbit hole of random places, local history and weird things around me try it and tell me what shows up near you
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@saraaa7447 The zero caffeine tastes better than the regular zero for some reason
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@FredSargeant @TheArtistJJMkII @mushycrouton @FunyunsFighter @Atlaswuzhere2 @IfindRetards Then I guess we should dismiss your assertions
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@tarasenkho @TheArtistJJMkII @mushycrouton @FunyunsFighter @Atlaswuzhere2 @IfindRetards I don't take direction from bepronouned nonces.
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@TheArtistJJMkII @FredSargeant @mushycrouton @FunyunsFighter @Atlaswuzhere2 @IfindRetards How you felt typing that
GIF
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@tarasenkho @FredSargeant @mushycrouton @FunyunsFighter @Atlaswuzhere2 @IfindRetards You’ve got fuck all to say bro. Just stop now before you get embarrassed publicly
I’m giving you a chance
GIF
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@TheArtistJJMkII @FredSargeant @mushycrouton @FunyunsFighter @Atlaswuzhere2 @IfindRetards Oh thanks for clearing that up, I wasn’t sure what your opinion on pronouns was
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@tarasenkho @FredSargeant @mushycrouton @FunyunsFighter @Atlaswuzhere2 @IfindRetards I disregard your questions because people who put pronouns in their bio are retarded.
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@TheArtistJJMkII @FredSargeant @mushycrouton @FunyunsFighter @Atlaswuzhere2 @IfindRetards Do you really not see the irony here?
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@tarasenkho @FredSargeant @mushycrouton @FunyunsFighter @Atlaswuzhere2 @IfindRetards You have nothing to say bro
Quit now
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@TheArtistJJMkII @FredSargeant @mushycrouton @FunyunsFighter @Atlaswuzhere2 @IfindRetards Aaand you’re back on pronouns. Color me shocked
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@tarasenkho @FredSargeant @mushycrouton @FunyunsFighter @Atlaswuzhere2 @IfindRetards Bro, you’re a pronoun sausage talking about facts. Don’t make me laugh 🤣🤣🤣
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@TheArtistJJMkII @FredSargeant @mushycrouton @FunyunsFighter @Atlaswuzhere2 @IfindRetards This would’ve already been absurd if you were referring to the views on the other guy’s tweet, but the fact that you’re talking about views on Sam’s OWN tweet is just something else
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@tarasenkho @FredSargeant @mushycrouton @FunyunsFighter @Atlaswuzhere2 @IfindRetards I think she got Ratio’d in classic internet style. In the millions.
Right in the fuckin face
3 million people seem to agree with me
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@TheArtistJJMkII @FredSargeant @mushycrouton @FunyunsFighter @Atlaswuzhere2 @IfindRetards So you genuinely think 3 million views on Sam’s own tweet = 3 million people dunking on him 💀 very smart
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@tarasenkho @FredSargeant @mushycrouton @FunyunsFighter @Atlaswuzhere2 @IfindRetards I appreciate you asking me, but I would politely decline to entertain your offer
As for whatever you think I expect of some fat hairy ginger troon bird on line - I think you’re overestimating what you assume you think you know
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@TheArtistJJMkII @FredSargeant @mushycrouton @FunyunsFighter @Atlaswuzhere2 @IfindRetards Buddy you and Fred over there are the ones who keep bringing them up
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@tarasenkho @FredSargeant @mushycrouton @FunyunsFighter @Atlaswuzhere2 @IfindRetards That’s a lot of pronoun words said in one sentence bro
It’s almost as if you want people to pay attention to pronouns or something
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@PimpinMyPlants @mushycrouton Why are you thinking about the tightness of my asshole 😭 pervert
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@tarasenkho @mushycrouton Im sure urs takes under a min, loose booty and all. But with a TV and a bong in the bathroom, sometimes I get sidetracked
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