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remember to leave out milk and cookies for george bush tonight ❤️

oppenheimer if he invented something fun like a beyblade or a trampoline

Dying lol wtf am I supposed to do.

A lot of pressure on Jonah Hill to stay funny.

You know you’re eating with Minnesotans when every appetizer has 1 item left and now one will eat them 😂

Love is sharing a password.

Oh wow, so the last of us is based on a true story?

@JENCOOLIDGE carry’s shotgun wedding 🤣

My favorite part of the movies is saying “that looks good” after every preview.

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@gioiaplata 4’11”

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

this spot reserved for ppl that twerk at babies

In "The Batman," they said Bruce Wayne's parents were murdered in October of 2001. Meaning if you go by release dates, it's possible they were leaving a screening of Zoolander when it happened

Jonah Ryan’s bid to #enddaylightsavingtime is coming true!

After years of rumors and reports, Rockstar has confirmed it's working on a new Grand Theft Auto game, and that it's "well underway". bit.ly/3Lm56mj