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@ConstableChaos

The artist formerly known as Chaos .. Now just a hoopy frood who knows where his towel is .. 😁😁 .. Retired and living the dream in The Lakes 😱😱 ..

Chaostown, Cumbria / The Lakes Katılım Şubat 2012
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Trev@bigbonedtrev·
@ConstableChaos 'But he was only just over'...always boils my pi$$. If you've ever had to sweep up giblets, or hold a young lasses face together after a 'I only had a couple' twat that had shot her through their windscreen can only know the hatred we have for them
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Constable Chaos@ConstableChaos·
Just been told that a former neighbour is seriously injured after being hit by a drink driver whilst walking his dogs .. one of the dogs slightly hurt as well 🤬🤬🤬 I ****ing hate drink drivers !! 🤬🤬🤬
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Ian C 🇬🇧🇿🇼🇮🇱@ian_cundy·
@ConstableChaos Thank you. It was in Zimbabwe and made worse by the culprit getting off with a $500 fine and charged with culpable homicide. Not even banned from driving. Although it was 40 years ago, it still enrages me.
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Constable Chaos@ConstableChaos·
Please .. someone tell me this is a late April Fools joke .. Bag of 'Met issued' firearms and taser found by passer by outside Sadiq Kahn's house .. 😱😱 bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
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OG@og_69x·
@ConstableChaos @mouldyscone @griminthenorth No worries! Sounds ideal for your needs and yes for sure, my first EV too as they were never on my radar until this! 😅 You will be sold when you see it up close at the dealership, otherwise definitely after a test drive. 100% go for it (ideally pop yellow)! 🟡
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Vicky🦩@mouldyscone·
Was browsing cars. Second hand Electric mini down to 11k from 26k good luck to the people with the Temu Tesla’s 🫡
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Constable Chaos@ConstableChaos·
@og_69x @mouldyscone @griminthenorth Thats fab thanks 👍👍 .. average daily mileage is 30-40 miles and #MrsC's is even less so a no brainer. Once a month-ish we do a 300 mile round trip so 150 there & recharge to come home is no great burden. I said from launch it's THE car that will even convert petrol heads 👍
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Constable Chaos@ConstableChaos·
@og_69x @mouldyscone @griminthenorth I'm going to jump in here and ask for an honest 'actual owner' user review of the R5 .. its top of my list for a new car in the summer .. Iconic+ comfort range .. in pop yellow with black roof of course 👍👍😁😁
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OG@og_69x·
@mouldyscone @griminthenorth Nothing about being a dupe. I have a Renault 5 because it's fun and looks cool, it's not trying to be anything like a Tesla.
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Constable Chaos@ConstableChaos·
Dear @CitroenUK @Stellantis What were your engineers smoking that made them decide to hide the main internal fuse box BEHIND the wiring loom ??? 🤬🤬🤬
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Constable Chaos@ConstableChaos·
@Butterknifeopr8 @CitroenUK @Stellantis Most modern cars are I think .. especially anything electrical .. fed up of fighting against the Canbus to get anything to work .. think my VW Transporter was the worst .. 'computer says yes' 5 mins later .. 'computer has changed mind .. no power for you now'
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Constable Chaos@ConstableChaos·
@sscmark @CitroenUK @Stellantis My motorhome has a Peugeot Boxer (so Ducato really) cab ... Piece of cake hardwiring a dashcam in .. pull the panel out with the 2 12v sockets and get a feed from the back of there .. easy peasy .. this C3 has been a real pain - I ended up pulling dash panels off - it was easier
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Brian S@ExInspectorBDS·
Police Officers. Don't use force. Don't use Stop and Search. Don't pursue anyone. The society you are trying to protect will attempt to get you sacked or even imprisoned. You signed up to risk your life for the public. Not your mortgage. Not your liberty. TJF
Independent Office for Police Conduct (IOPC)@policeconduct

IOPC investigates six Met officers over stop and search of Black child The boy was stopped and @MetPoliceUk officers used force to remove him from his electric bike as he rode in Tottenham. He suffered a fractured knee Read more: ▶️ tiny.cc/hq61101

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MS@BikeSgt·
@ConstableChaos Nope. It’s an ‘advanced commentary observation link’ of bins. It’s a politician of sewers, cos they’re full of……….
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Constable Chaos@ConstableChaos·
Did you know, the collective noun for a quantity of bins is 'a politician' .. because they are all full of rubbish .. 😂😂😂
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Constable Chaos@ConstableChaos·
@houghtonc79 Benefits .. hmmm 🤔🤔🤔 Well if you are an EE customer, lots of shiny new phone masts to connect to, paid for by the Home Office It was supposed to allow for 4G data which Airwave doesn't Ohh and replace Push To Talk two way radio with a software based VOIP system 😱😱
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Constable Chaos@ConstableChaos·
I mean, we were saying it was a white elephant that from a logistical and technical standpoint wouldn't work 10 years ago .. nothing's changed since .. except £££millions thrown at it
Danny Shaw@DannyShawNews

NEW ⁦@ukhomeoffice⁩ scandal no one wants to discuss… New emergency communications system - ESN - for police, fire & ambulance is delayed again - to 2030/31…as costs escalate & doubts mount. Exclusive with @charleshymas for @telegraph: telegraph.co.uk/gift/ccba98058…

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