I don’t check in here anymore for reasons I think we all understand.
I’m on 🧵s for now too (same name) and if you’re migrating to 🦋 ☁️ gimme a follow if you wanna keep seeing my dumb thoughts and pictures of my dog
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@constanceannx3
Author of GLUE (Lazy Fascist 2016), zine maker, actual demon/unlovable trash harpy. [she/her]
Portland, OR Katılım Mart 2011
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@garbagesauce the world just runs on vibes, man. who needs critique or thought or reason when you can just vibe
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If you’re doing the thing, I’m over there too (also 🧵s under the same as here)
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I’ve had a very nice time hanging with my friends at the coast, and can’t wait to see them all again, but IT’S TIME TO GO PICK UP MY DOG NOW ✨ 😭 ✨
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@KolleenCarney Jack, I think your mother put out on Christmas to get you kids presents
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He owned some toy stores, yes.
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We have a chance to do some measurable good for a community member and friend- can we make this a bright spot today?
Cassie the Friendly Ghost 🌈 👻@ctrlaltcassie
Afternoon boost!!! We’re over halfway to our deposit amount, PLEASE help us if you can - even a few dollars will mean an enormous amount to helping us get back to not being homeless! 🙏🙏🙏
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If I never see my boyfriend again, the last thing I will have said to him will be “I love you! Don’t forget my churro!”
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We have house guests coming tomorrow, so for the last few days whenever i feel election anxiety coming on i get up and clean something.
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@renBolger i was on a call with a client yesterday and her son came in the room talking to her, she paused with me and asked what he needed. His response was "Remember...do you remember...that time we went to Hawaii once?"
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In my attempt to ignore 11/5, I submit this story: my daughter just came in my office while I was in a meeting and I asked her to leave. She said she’d stay off camera so I let it go, only to see her disembodied head appear multiple times floating in my Teams background.
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I’m old enough that someone texting me “K” was doubly insulting bc it used up my designated number of texts for the month to say NOTHING.
𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛@muheediva01
how do you text "okay" but in the rudest way possible
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I was just informed that Freddy Got Fingered is now a Criterion release and my mind is blown
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Made a very small alter for my parents who I miss every damn day
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@renBolger Oof. I know exactly the one. That episode wrecks me every time
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Oh my, there’s an upsetting Buffy TVS clip floating around here today, the mom one, so just please avoid it if family passing away is something that you don’t wanna see in media these days. If that’s you and you see a Buffy clip, just leave it muted and keep scrolling
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@falseroxy personally, i would like to hear more about this matcha french toast
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people who have kids hate having kids so fucking much and this is always how they deal with it. sorry you made a decision that made your life suck.
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Spent Halloween with burritos, Re-Animator and my little fam
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I just wait all year to find out what kind of shit she's going to wear and it never disappoints
Pop Base@PopBase
Heidi Klum unveils her Halloween costume.
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look, i didn't set out to sit here in my skeleton pajamas and listen to my chemical romance - but here we are
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@garbagesauce It’s always Halloween where it counts; in my cold dead heart
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A Brady Bunch prequel, but it's a dark Netflix series about what really happened to Mike and Carol's first spouses.
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