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@LesDennis Your comedy had made me smile and chuckle. You've brought a lot of joy to the world buddy, don't forget that!

Why do you follow me then?

@Baddiel Very refreshing!

I bumped into some posh bloke on Hampstead Heath.

@SgtTCS And leading specialist parts of the force, that's terrible. It's so important to know how to give officers the right support in such demanding of circumstances. Without that experience she has her eyes blindfolded to what positions she is asking of her staff.

Join the job as a Supt.. an 18 month development program.. and then in the next 18 months you can jump two ranks and lead police force... telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/06/1…

@jessphillips If you had to vote for one of them, who would it be jess?

I pass Boris Johnson in the corridors a lot. He he shuffles uncomfortably and looks at the ground. On one occasion before the Tory conference in Birmingham, I said to him that I hope the Muslim women in my city show him how welcome he is there. Again he shuffled uncomfortably

@Sianygibby thankyou for being so friendly at euston, after a long day and stress of travelling you made me smile like your TV programmes 😁

@WYP_JBradfield There are few better sweets 😉👍

Only people of a certain age will understand my complete joy....Chewing Nuts!!

@patthefish @VictoriaLIVE @EstherMcVey1 I thought that was the job description for PM nowadays Paddy?

@VictoriaLIVE @EstherMcVey1 She's a proper fucking plank. Utterly clueless and no way PM material, ever! Pretty basic politician at best.

“It is down to parents… they know for their child what is age-relevant” Tory leadership candidate @EstherMcVey1 says parents should be able to remove 4 and 5-year-old children from LGBT lessons bbc.in/2JR1ADL #VictoriaLIVE

@theleogreen @JackSavoretti @springsteen @ssearena @theLGOorchestra As good as Van?

Friday night at Wembley Arena with @JackSavoretti ....the guy is the real deal..... go and see him live/buy his albums...... the only Artist I’ve seen so utterly engaged with his audience like this, is @springsteen Thanks for inviting me Jack.

@DSpruce16 😂

@thesilkmen Hi Steve, what are your thoughts on the crook of the majority shareholder Amar?

Steve is all set to answer your questions...... mtfc.co.uk/news/2019/june…

@MatEvo Wrexham fan Mat?

What kind of sociopath eats egg sandwiches on a train at 7.45am? 🤢

People who like celery can't be trusted. Devil's rhubarb.

@dougiepringle Thanks for replying.

@dougiepringle Dougie I'm after a CPD event for some trainers in warm ups/cool downs, is this something you could offer?

@EylonALevy I think people have suffered under her leadership..homeless, public services etc, increased national debt. She has ignored advice/opinions of others...I suggest you do the same!

@johnelworthy if it takes this many officers to safely restrain someone surely that is more proportionate than using other options? Were lucky in this country to have the police we do, compare our police to America/Europe. Officers are assaulted ever day to protect us, please remember that!

@JeremyClarkson Why not use a Boris bike to avoid the jams? 😂

The endless roadworks in Khan’s London mean that people who are always late now have an excuse for always being late.

@cutthelawn He looks like he wants a fight?

Met this lad in the pub last night

@ConstableChaos @PFEW_Chair @PFEW_HQ @PFEW_Che Disgusting, it should be nothing but a custodial sentence.

Police officer ‘knocked out cold’ by punch ... Result at court ? .. £165 fine 😡😡😡😡😡 @PFEW_Chair @PFEW_HQ @PFEW_Che #ProtectTheProtectors edp24.co.uk/news/crime/cod…

@MatEvo Even little old macclesfield took more than 8,000 to the trophy final!

@NonLeaguePaper That is embarrassingly poor.

Attendance at Wembley for the National League Promotion Final: 8,049

@MatEvo You'd hope...😂

God is there any way both Salford and Fylde can both lose 🤑🤑🤑🤮🤮🤮