Gerald Coocherini

@FanbrizioRomero Reading this gave me second hand autism icl. I wish I could go back in time to before I read this, when I still had all my chromosomes

@Nevertory69 Replying to my notifications = stalking you💀 hate to break it to you but you’re not that special, unless ofc we’re talking abt special needs

@coocherini Oooh you know you've been triggered when you're stalking my other replies. I've absolutely rattled you haven't I? 😂😂😂😂

If you have ball knowledge rank them in their prime?

@vileunicornhorn @Nevertory69 @MohaXtra He’s just a troll, gotta ignore them and keep it moving. His life sucks so he spends his days rage baiting on the internet for some semblance of joy

@Nevertory69 @coocherini @MohaXtra Homie thought he typed something revolutionary after hitting view profile information. I've been watching football for more than a decade you English prick 😞

@Nevertory69 @MohaXtra I mean, atp you’re just picking the oldest players you can think of since there’s no possible way I’d be able to accurately rate them since they played 80 years ago and the game has changed so much. Idgaf what you think about my scoring system, your opinion doesn’t matter to me

@coocherini @MohaXtra Yashin, Banks, Jennings, Zoff... That's an awful lot of "outliers". Considering how small the pool of goalkeepers is compared to outfield players. Almost like your scoring system is bullshit 🫠

@FastbreakHoops5 Whoever made this list has the ball knowledge of an ostrich

Who’s missing from this list...

@Nevertory69 @MohaXtra Yashins an outlier as he never played in the champions league and spent his entire career in Russia. If he played for Real Madrid and was a part of the best era belgiums ever had, then ofc we would hold him to a higher standard with regards to accomplishments

@coocherini @MohaXtra You really don't understand football do you? Lev yashin never won a world cup or a champions league medal.. Does that make him less of a goalkeeper than courtois?

@Couraaggee @MohaXtra It’s all respect my friend, I think by the time his career is done he may be better than casillas as he is still only 33. I wish that golden generation of Belgium accomplished more, seeing them get bounced out of 2016 euro 3-1 to wales was tough to watch icl.

@coocherini @MohaXtra Just off of my eyes with all respect brotha I’ll take courtois over Casillas. When u look at their ability to play the position, because Casillas by far and I mean by far played in better teams. Neuer was in ballon dor race as a keeper, you’ve for sure got me there

@vileunicornhorn @MohaXtra Top 15-10 keeper vs 3 certified top 5’s. He still has a good amount of time left In his career, but as of now he’s on the outside looking in

@coocherini @MohaXtra But Courtois DESERVES to be in this conversation

@Nevertory69 @MohaXtra No champions league man, there’s only so much you can do when you’re missing the biggest trophy outside of World Cup, despite playing for top clubs nearly your whole career. Understand that two of the players on this list simply accomplished more

@coocherini @MohaXtra "3. Buffon (insane longevity, just not as good as keepers above)" Tell me you started watching football in the 2010's without telling me you started watching football in the 2010's 🤡

@Couraaggee @MohaXtra Nah, courtois is fringe top 10 if we’re being generous and the others have arguments for being top 5. There’s a massive difference between certified top 5 and fringe top 10. Whoever made the list and put him in a convo he didn’t belong was the one disrespecting him

@coocherini @MohaXtra Disrespecting Courtois I see

@Pcruc25 @MohaXtra he definitely played with the best talent out of anyone in this list by a long shot (man, those early 2010s spain teams were nuts). But he was a key factor in his teams winning as much as they did. I think him and Buffon are closer to each other than him and neuer.

@coocherini @MohaXtra Casillas is not in the same league as any of the other keepers here. He won every yeah, but that doesnt put him on this level

@5Scoot_ @WeLuvVexx previous eras had more of a hard focus on rules (travels, carries, and the like regularly being called). In comparison to today’s game, it’s almost like past players were playing a completely different game. Thus defense being ‘harder’ or ‘easier’ is rather subjective imo

@5Scoot_ @WeLuvVexx For instance, okc is able to get away with substantially more physicality than other teams and, at least for me, this disparity calls into question the legitimacy of officiating in the modern era. I think you have to compare players to their era, and Jordan stands alone in his

Age 27 Reaves vs Age 27 Jordan 🤔

@ChrisM769869103 @DIESEL1195 @BrianCaldNBA Fr lmao. Judging by the radio silence, I think bro might’ve realized just how retarded he is.

@coocherini @DIESEL1195 @BrianCaldNBA It’s like they take it personally lol. Like it’s not our fault you’re retarded

BREAKING: An internal investigation found that the Mavericks winning the lottery in 2025 and selecting Cooper Flagg may have been fixed. Sources say the league wanted to reward the Mavericks after the Doncic trade. A massive scandal is about to emerge.

@ChrisM769869103 @DIESEL1195 @BrianCaldNBA Fr, bro must be mad insecure. People gonna people and tards gonna tard, I at least hope he learned something abt the truth of how these leagues work

@DIESEL1195 @coocherini @BrianCaldNBA You really thought you cooked with that huh? Especially with the insult thrown in at the end

@LeadingReport Idrc abt height like that, but no way that’s 5’11 (white) next to 6’3 (trump). Either one of them is having an affair with height boosters, or their height numbers were fake from the jump lmao

Trump walks out with Dana White at UFC 327, greets Marco Rubio, Joe Rogan.

@DIESEL1195 @BrianCaldNBA The owners who Adam silver has to answer to otherwise they’ll find someone else who will listen to them, it’s similar to how a ceo has to answer to shareholders. Any more questions?

@coocherini @BrianCaldNBA Ahh, the ever omnipresent “they” and “people above.” Tell me, Gerald, are these “people above Adam Silver” in the room with you right now? I know it’s hard when you’re in a padded room with an iPad 4, but try and answer properly.