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celestial pioneering with @grok 🪐

"..." "..." "We've met before, haven't we?" "That's fuckin' crazy man"

@heavypulp @QuetzalPhoenix final boss edit 😝

@QuetzalPhoenix HAHAHAHHA

@janusfilms 2 PNW Legends 🏔️

David and MIKE

@wgiscozy Ahhh welcome to late spring 🍃

@thatgroyper2 Its cringe, no jokes, meh impression, Tim is taking an L here

I don't get it, it's way less funny than actual Alex Jones. Is that the point? Like one of the Heidecker "anti-humor" things or is this supposed to be "haha" funny?

@evildonkey01 @ultra_arcane @Howlingmutant0 Lmaooooooooo

@ultra_arcane @coolcloudyskies @Howlingmutant0 No, it's there. Again, I'm not surprised you don't get it.

It’s interesting to watch Tim do Alex jones because he nails his cadence and mannerisms and all the little things that make for a good impression but he has absolutely nothing funny to say

@ultra_arcane @evildonkey01 @Howlingmutant0

@evildonkey01 @coolcloudyskies @Howlingmutant0 we’re havin a reddit moment 🫵

@ultra_arcane @evildonkey01 @Howlingmutant0 💯🎯 😂

@evildonkey01 @coolcloudyskies @Howlingmutant0 there is no punchline, just Tim desperately trying to punch up and down at the same time and missing every swing.

@evildonkey01 @Howlingmutant0

@coolcloudyskies @Howlingmutant0 You are the punchline. it's hilarious.

@wgiscozy @CozyTomNook GM

@MrMBB333 Wow! 🌩️

THE SKY STARTED ROARING Henderson, North Carolina got hit with a storm that turned the sky purple — with NON-STOP thunder. Not normal breaks… just constant sound and flashing. Anyone else hearing storms like this right now? #MrMBB333 #StormWatch #Thunder

@weatherchannel Happy Birthday, we love you @weatherchannel !!! 🎂 🎈 ♥️

Today’s my 44th Birthday. Thank you for an amazing 44 years. It wouldn’t be possible without every single one of you. 💙

@KobeissiLetter “but job postings are up” say the VCs 😝 😆

Tech layoffs are skyrocketing: Tech companies announced 81,747 layoffs in Q1 2026, the highest quarterly total since at least Q1 2024. Layoffs have more than DOUBLED from the previous quarter and have risen +580% since Q4 2025. March alone saw 45,800 announced job cuts, the worst single month for tech layoffs in at least 2 years. Tech layoffs are set to remain elevated with Meta's, $META, recent plans to cut ~8,000 employees. Furthermore, Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering voluntary retirement to ~7% of its US workforce, which could transition into layoffs if participation is low. This comes as tech giants shift spending toward AI chips and data centers, trimming staff to free up capital for infrastructure. US tech employment is rapidly contracting.

@ultra_arcane @OfficeHrsLive It would have been so much funnier if he wove Infowars into his On Cinema character. This is so bad, he doesn’t even have a costume on & has bags under his eyes 🤢

@OfficeHrsLive catastrophic strategic error

EMERGENCY UPDATE FROM INFOWARS CREATIVE DIRECTOR TIM HEIDECKER youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug?si…

Happy Weather Channel Day! 🌤️ 🌬️ 🌩️

@ReonHanbaga @STRONG_PlSS I was so confused when I went and the water was bright green 😂

@STRONG_PlSS I loved this thing but the city government was completely incapable of simultaneously keeping it running and not having it fill with noxious green sludge. Also they'd closed off all the cool little walkways on account of the sludge.

Glad they tore it down

@ultra_arcane Very cool, it’s giving the Red Room ☕️ 🥧 🏔️ 🏔️

@OfficeHrsLive On Cinema is funny. This is not.