Luke

hello pals, I have decided to participate in Dry July to raise funds for The Leukaemia Foundation, a charity close to my heart as a Leukaemia survivor. Any donation no matter how small would help them reach their goal of 0 blood cancer deaths by 2035 ❤️ dryjuly.com/users/luke-wil…

@chlogriffin you need a housemate?

I never want to move house because in Pokémon Go I can battle a gym and scan two Pokéstops from my bed

nuffies are an absolute gift to the world

@t_js100 I don't live in Berwick anymore but I spent like 20+ years living there

@t_js100 lmao that's my station

@BigBidch hell yeag

it takes way too much investigationing to figure out who did which unforgiveable crime so i never know who is a good leftist & who is a bad one 😫

every time im away for a few hours i come back to some fresh new leftist culture war

@spicynoise 🚨🚨

hello tweeters, what do you get a girl for her 5th birthday?

@babooshkayay oh heck, yeah same

@anyiarocks @thunderson23 @DaneCook an unwarranted violation

she has a sister who is 3 and they share everything/are best friends so I'm inclined to get her something they can both safely use. thanks for your help tweeters

so far I've had suggestions of non alcoholic beer, a card with scratchies in it & cash. thanks gang, i'll get her all 3. it is a milestone after all

@notbr__ fuck they're cunts aren't they

@ApeGotFire @babooshkayay she may win $10,000!!! we should instill that gambling mindset early

@babooshkayay @coolhandIeluke Kate's right. I had a 5 year old daughter and she loved crafty/creative stuff. That's not to say a $5 scratchie in the card as well isn't an option.

@hamsang8 already had my head belted in by a group of drunk blokes once, not gearing for a second

the last time i wanted to go to a nightclub this badly i was in my early 20s. can't wait to have a second wind of youth in my 30s

@Dylan_Trickey lmao

@coolhandIeluke Card with some scratchies in it usually a good bet.

@thunderson23 @DaneCook

@thunderson23 @DaneCook FUCK