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@nmplol Nick I;m fucking hammered man, you light up my life, you make every day better for me man, I love you man, as a streamer, we really don't deserve you, I don't carew what you go through in your life, you are the pillar that holds us together as people, please come back, <3

Front row at the movies be like

@mindoverweaknes Looked it up, 300USD a session, I don't even think actual sex workers charge that much, and that's straight to the source direct... wtf

“You don’t reward the behaviors you don’t like… you give her the blueprint of how to treat you...”

@nmplol Next time you go for xrays, when they go to put the cover on you, just say "No thx I don't need it"

@Wendys The nearest store to me still has both sauces, and JUST recently lost the bacon portabella, bring back the yellow packaging, it's symbolic of a better time

After a tough fight to make it on the bracket, we have our finalists! America, we want to hear from you! Tell us what you want to see back on the menu. Voting starts… NOW! Better luck next time to the Sunroom, Salad SuperBar, Giant JBC, and Trex burger.

@YUNGJEFF Alright you won me over, I'll start watching One Piss again...

Wait is there MULTIPLE KUMAS????

@elonmusk Wouldn’t you like to know, we all saw those emails from Epstein talking about you…

We still don’t know what kind of ice cream Reid Hoffman told Epstein he was “bringing for the girls”. I guess some things will always remain a mystery 🤷‍♂️

@YUNGJEFF That whole fight is the beginning of a massive shift in story pacing in One Piece, after you finish that episode the show’s never the same again

KUMA IS HERE TOO?? Holy.

@EsfandTV I've gotten that but with Malcolm in the Middle scenes

Does anyone get videos in their feed of INSANELY stupid movies summarized with Text to speech narration? They are absolutely terrible but I can’t stop watching them lmao

@elonmusk Don’t you mean otherworldly?

Starbase is overworldly

@nomiiwif @DailyLoud

@DailyLoud Let’s play tic tac toe

Barber goes VIRAL online for this haircut 👀

@mayohiga1 Hey how are ya, after they answer, ask how you can make their day better

what are the least cringe least painful quick ice breakers you’ve ever done

@NASAArtemis It’s referred to as a free return mission @HarleyJ Artemis 2 HYPE!!

Our Artemis II crew will be going around the Moon, but they'll always find their way back home 🌎 During this complex journey, the four astronauts will travel ~685,000 miles on a trajectory around the Moon and back to Earth. See their daily agenda: go.nasa.gov/4bw1ddt

@nmplol @Sodapoppintv I would die for that dog! Happy birthday to the best boi in the world!

Happy 12th birthday to the dog that almost didn’t make it, Buddy!!!! If it wasn’t for Chance all those years ago spending all that money to save him from parvo he wouldn’t be here today!! Buddy, stalwart and stead fast, defender of house NMP, first of his name❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@elonmusk We all saw the email you sent Epstein begging to visit his island, don’t start crying about phonies after your little crusade about trump being on the Epstein list

So many phonies, so few who are the real deal

@Swagkage @Teslimatttt Literally the skipping the part of porn where they fuck and only watching the intro…

@Teslimatttt FEMALE TITAN ARC?????????????

Anime arcs you should skip for your own good (in my opinion).

@nmplol There is not a single thing you’ve ever said that I’ve not agreed with

I explained to Emily why people are becoming more stupid these days… Do you agree?

@Tectone Take a selfie with a gun right now

It’s insane how people will Slaughter their unborn child in their womb without a 2nd thought Cut off their own family over differing political views But will lay their life on the line to protect criminal illegal aliens that do not give a fuck about them and are here to make America worse These people need to get their heads and priority straight

@nmplol @itsKatchii Good peen

World of Warcraft and home cooked food. Name a better Saturday night I’ll wait…

@Tectone Take a selfie with a gun right now…

Twitch’s newest Ambassador Is an ex porn star What the fuck