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@garyvee What a vastly overrated hack who wouldn't know a good ad if it shit in his mouth.

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Me. #NoFilter

Ntare Guma Mbaho Mwine who plays arsonist Freddy Fasano in Smoke (Apple TV) deserves some fucking award.

"6'-3", 215". Laugh Out Fucking Loud. @realDonaldTrump

@KFILE Check the 1982 economic/jobs numbers. Worse than 2008. Right time my butt.

got ratioed on threads for a boomer joke

"It's a Motherfucker, getting through a Sunday". "E" is one the most brutalist lyricist ever to put words in songs. Bless him. youtube.com/watch?v=AjWwtI…

Me, except wearing my blue Habs helmet.

RIP, Epstein.

The fucking hardest ever rock song about a soft drink: youtube.com/watch?v=JAo-GA…

Ready to Meat the Challenge.

"Take a picture here Take a souvenir". Good advice, very relevant today, as Trump continues to kill the EPA, kill national parks, kill nature, kill wildlife, because his idea of nature is a fucking gold course. I hope he dies tomorrow. youtube.com/watch?v=mWPD1z…

Just, look at this fucking amazing cat.

@adweak Coke Made Great Again® What? It was sitting there.

BREAKING: After Coke Agrees To Trump’s Suggestion To Use Cane Sugar, Sources Say President Now Working On New Taglines For The Brand

Hockey rant from a Habs fan that nobody gives a fuck about: Anti-Canadian NHL commish Bettman who hates hockey, hockey players, is considering giving Atlanta their THIRD franchise, while Quebec FULLY DESERVES a second chance—their team was hijacked to Colorado. FUCK YOU BETTMAN.

@jzux Only six?

i love summer in the city. where else can i smell 6 of the worst smells i’ve ever smelled all in the same 5-minute walk

@KFILE Needs the lung dart.