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Dad just learned about Hot Ones

once you accept that all forms of sex are cronenbergian you are truly free

bumpin that

very happy MBJ won but if I said two actors should have been nominees for playing twins

Jessie Buckley looked like a beautiful bottle of glossier you

@kaygoesmoo @sweetseaslug Tea the liquid Ativan

@corietjohnson @sweetseaslug he also replaced lorazepam which comes in a liquid form and replaced it with saline

It is kind of crazy to be like omg santos SIGHED and ROLLED HER EYES in front of a patient, imagine how terrible it would be for your doctor to do that… imagine how terrible it would be for your doctor to replace your pain meds with apple juice and snort em 😭

@beesniamhss @sweetseaslug Yeah because they’re not water soluble so it barely does anything because it doesn’t break down properly

@corietjohnson @sweetseaslug uhh you can snort them it’s just not as fun

All week I have been referring to my tax appt today as my deposition

@mthatcherhater @sweetseaslug 💚💚💚💚💚

@corietjohnson @sweetseaslug obviously it’s not recommended, however water soluble benzodiazepines do exist. doesn’t really matter though. congratulations on your recovery!!! i wish you all the best for the future! :)

@sweetseaslug @mthatcherhater Thank U!! 🫶💚

@corietjohnson @mthatcherhater Either way congrats on your recovery 🫡

@meringuesurf @sweetseaslug Girl I’m only talking about what we’ve seen and know

@corietjohnson @sweetseaslug we only saw him steal Librium but it's a reach to assume he never stole pain meds considering he tried to say his back pain was the initial cause

@mthatcherhater @sweetseaslug It’s possible but not recommended or efficient. Xanax is not water soluble etc. Coming from a recovered benzo addict.

@corietjohnson @sweetseaslug sorry but that’s not true. obviously it’s not recommended but of course it’s possible to crush and snort benzodiazepines that come in tablets

Anxiety so bad I can’t even use USPS informed delivery #DONTTELLMEWHATSCOMING

going to the movies together is sacred. we’re actually bonded 4 life over this cinematic experience and expensive popcorn.

@clintoris Gag

the most fun you could have as a gay child in 2009 was watching the soup

@lukasbattle Sometimes he answers….

Happy 8 year anniversary to this video

we got him

@theoceanblooms Honored as someone who went to film school, I was going for the Kubrick state here. Love you for knowing that 🙌