Corli

Are you a dictionary? (Why?) Because you just gave me the definition of Gorgeous.@skroefjj

Relationship status: Eating.. @ElneStrauss

Life always gives you a second chance...its called tomorrow

Hahahaha @ElneStrauss @pOenie_

@pOenie_ Me: Hello 911, there's like a thousand dead people here! Police: where are you???????? Me: At the cemetery

@pOenie_ That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, hit a lamp, and kill a cat

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, hit a lamp, and kill a cat

"Getting addicted to a show, then watching all the episodes and feeling so empty when you finish them, because it’s like over."@corli_linde

@pOenie_ Wisk "eet": Ek voel al soos *COS* want al wat ek *SIN* is *WORTELS* en die *WAARSKYNLIKHEID* van mince meat!@ElneStrauss

@pOenie_ It's not about who hurt you and broke you down. It's about who was always there and made you smile again..LU

@pOenie_ Soooo true!!!!

Yes, yes I should..

@pOenie_ Etc" ... A word used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

@pOenie_ SpongeBob: "Patrick, you're a genius." Patrick: "Yeah, I get called that a lot." SpongeBob: "What, a genius?" Patrick: "No, Patrick

"I wasn't that drunk!" "Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story..@pOenie_ @ElneStrauss