Elné Strauss

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Elné Strauss

Elné Strauss

@ElneStrauss

Snapchat: elne12

South Africa Katılım Kasım 2012
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Ian Bohen
Ian Bohen@IanBohen·
Olive you.
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Casey Duncan
Casey Duncan@caseytduncan·
I'm not going to wait around for you all day. It will probably be most of the day and all of the night.
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Jedi Cheesy Grits
Jedi Cheesy Grits@JediGigi·
Therapist: Tell me how you interact with a man if he seems interested in you. Me: *plays dead*
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RaspberryheART
RaspberryheART@Jenny4ashley·
Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about how when you fall in love, it's best to just kill yourself.
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mark
mark@TheCatWhisprer·
I'm a cat lady, my father was a cat lady, and his father was a cat lady.
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That Girl
That Girl@myonlymizztake·
Why do you look so scared? It's just a barbie head collection. I've got thousands of them. Here, smell this one...
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Ollie Garch (Not Sanctioned)
Liam: [sadly] "Guys, It's time we broke up" [Harry, Niall & Louis nod in agreement] [they try to leave but all walk in the same direction]
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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn
James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn@XplodingUnicorn·
Me: It's so stupid that this is Zombie Preparedness Month Wife: I'm glad you finally grew up Me: Zombie preparedness should be year-round
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Silent Oz
Silent Oz@RefinedBogan·
My spirit animal is an Arctic Monkey.
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-sour flower- †
-sour flower- †@bumpin_mama·
Pumpkin spice Xanax for seasonal depression.
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Some Copywriter
Some Copywriter@testicleas·
You can raise awareness but you can't stop it from seriously going off the rails in its twenties.
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Elné Strauss
Elné Strauss@ElneStrauss·
Can't deal with the moodswings🙅🏼
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Vice_Queen
Vice_Queen@Vice_Queen·
I assert dominance on a first date by claiming to be celibate but then inserting innuendo into everything I say.
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dance blessed
dance blessed@dance_blessed·
Netflix and panic attack?
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Noodles
Noodles@Dawn_M_·
When a werewolf tries to eat me I will just show him my jean jacket and he will become my boyfriend probably.
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