cornelius botha

“@funniesttexts:My mom asked me if my friends brother still has down syndrome..no mom he walked it off.” @BarbsBester @Deonwst @finadelange

“@FreddyAmazin: Phoebe was smooth as fuck pic.twitter.com/kLp8zLKnEG” @Deonwst @finadelange @BarbsBester

"Are you crying?" "No, I'm impersonating a fountain."

“@ShakespeareFlow: Whom hath released the hounds? Whom? Whom? Whom? Whom?”@finadelange @Elsje23 @finadelange

“@ShakespeareFlow: Sparkle, sparkle celestial orb. How I ponder thy identity.”@finadelange @Deonwst @Elsje23

“@ShakespeareFlow: I only wishe to make thou moist.” @Elsje23 @finadelange hahaha, lekker snooplion/dogg

“@ShakespeareFlow: Simply going to stand there and observe me ignite, fear not, as I enjoy the matter in which it pains me.”@Elsje23

“@ShakespeareFlow: Twigs and rocks couldst snap my cartilage, alas shackles and lashes delight me.”@Elsje23

"@Sheldon_Jokes: MY BRAIN: 5% Names 3% Phone numbers 2% Stuff I should know for school 90% Song lyrics"@corneliusbotha @Elsje23

You know what's a sweeter sound than the sound of a child's laughter? The sound of having no children at all!

“@KarenWalkerBot: That Grace is a tigress! Girl sure knows how to put a smile on a lady's pant!”@Deonwst

“@HoodDoraExplore: Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They laugh and call you something even more offensive.”@Elsje23

“@HoodDoraExplore: "Does this dress make me look fat?" "No, the fat makes you look fat."”@Elsje23 @finadelange @BarbsBester

“@ShakespeareFlow: Doth thou wish thine female companion was dandy similar to myself?”@Elsje23

“@ShakespeareFlow: Gesturing with my cranium like "Aye"! Moving my hips like "Aye"!”@Elsje23

@Shakespeare: My smooth dairy product attracts all the gentlemen to the recreational field and they annouce"It's superior to thine"@Elsje23