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Holy shit bro is preaching

@Retae_Dog I wouldn’t mind at all, but I’m not pretentious about my food.

アメリカのBBQ兄さん達に聞いてみたいことがある。 僕がBBQに招待されたとする。 その時、僕が手土産の他に、醤油とわさび、そして日本のお米と炊飯器を持参して真っ白な白米を炊き始めたらあまりよい印象は与えないのかな？ 実は日本の食事ってベースのお米を何で食べるかで組み上がるものなんだ。

@akevittnvg Kendo is awesome

アメリカ人に自慢できるものないかと思って家を探したけど剣道用の防具しかなかった

@marcalodunerro @stormholloway @41_36_22 Fair enough. I was just being lazy with my text. This was the original post

@corpgovslave @stormholloway @41_36_22 Us Texas just take affront at the "random" qualifier. It would be like calling Buc-ee's a random gas station. Sounds like fighting words 💪

アメリカンネトウヨに飯テロ受けててさすがに対テロ戦争

@ChadlyRGV @41_36_22 No one is arguing that fam

@corpgovslave @41_36_22 Random? No no - near fighting words to a Texan. HEB is second to none! 😉

@AFKHuckleBerry @41_36_22 Bless your heart

@corpgovslave @41_36_22 Delete this

@dodrummond @HEB Glorious Number One Grocery Store Under Heaven Blessed By Saint Chuck Norris Blessings Be Upon Him amen 🙏

Put some respect on @HEB’s name!

@TomasTomasya6k @41_36_22 Glorious Number One Grocery Store Under Heaven Blessed By Saint Chuck Norris Blessings Be Upon Him amen 🙏

@corpgovslave @41_36_22 Put some respect on the name of H.E.B

@TexanDevilDog @41_36_22 Pretty sad that my buddy in Dallas doesn’t even have an HEB near him. Like wtf

@corpgovslave @41_36_22 HEB is THE grocery store in Texas. Hell, in the United States really. This is just one of the reasons.

@Longhorn_Rick @41_36_22 Yeah turns out Texans are more concerned with pronouns than liberals are 🤷

@ThatTimeYouSaw @Tanukichi_mingo Nice

星条旗ビキニはあるけど日の丸ビキニはない

@Tanukichi_mingo This is a war crime

@TsuyotsuyoNeko You heard him boys. Post your fanciest garlic bread grilled cheese

アメリカ料理で食いたいのは「グリルドチーズ」

@HunterBidenBWC I moved here in 2000 from Dallas bro I was just being lazy with the writing since I posted it a few different times

Tell me you moved to Austin 30 seconds ago without telling me you moved to Austin 30 seconds ago.

@michaelgazin @41_36_22 I was just being lazy with the writing. This is the first time I posted the video. My bad for not saying “HEB, our greatest ally and savior”

@corpgovslave @41_36_22 "random grocery store"

@41_36_22 For the snowflakes who are triggered by my sloppy writing, here’s the first time I posted this video:

@41_36_22 Sushi section at a random grocery store in Texas

@SoVixen I just use randomly too much. This was the original post I made which is slightly less disrespectful to our greatest ally HEB blessings be upon them amen

@corpgovslave Ok I forgive you lol

Random? The disrespect.

@TickleTexts @HEB Who the fuck are you calling a foreigner? Bless your heart retard

@corpgovslave @HEB Proof that your brain only functions to make you breathe.

Foreigner mislabels our greatest grocery chain in Texas. @HEB is nowhere near ‘random’. We need more, not less. #Sushi

@TroopaKing @41_36_22 Wawa had good sandwiches made on the spot, a smoothie bar, 20 coffee types, and was very clean. Buccee’s is an entirely different thing. You do got the sandwiches and key lime points though 💪

@corpgovslave @41_36_22 WaWa is basic bitch shit to me. Buc-ees clears it. Publix sandwiches and even their store key lime pies give it the edge over many grocery stores(except HEB).

@suzi_q_krause @41_36_22 It is but there’s also more of them in Austin than there are roaches in Florida. My apologies for making people think you can find an HEB literally anywhere without trying

@corpgovslave @41_36_22 This isn't random. This is HEB, voted best grocery store in the US!

@Puckbunny13 @HEB I’m literally advertising it to an international audience but they’re mad I used the wrong pronouns…

The best thing about this post is the true love for @HEB 😂. People are big mad.