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Screaming crying throwinup ❤️😭 Here, have a biblically accurate fursuit 🤲 #fursuitfriday #furries

I will soon summon an army of sexy trolls to seduce the president!!

I have reincarnated after another unflattering death with a windmill.

You can eat 2 lbs of peanuts a day. Doctors just don’t want you to

Never forget this spell

Langston is at the top of his game

Has anyone seen The New Snail Library?? I can’t find it! It’s so tiny!

The old ones are sending messages from the temple of the wind god: Alzoogh-simasima-alkhzaa’goodgahkaa

@FungiwithBengi This is obviously the work of Az’Zurrian, the Horrible. Excellent craftsmanship.

This seems like an identifiable spider web... Anyone know who did this?

The Raven on the cellar door was my cousin Magus. Serious boundary issues

The curse-bearing Albatross has a notorious temper. If you ever get kidnapped, you have a small chance of survival. You can break their curse only by offering “gnome tail”… still disturbed imagining what gnome tail is…

the homies

Everyday I gather by the old oak tree and crack open cold walnuts with the homies.

be yourself and if someone has a problem with it shit on their fucking windshield

@meris_crabtree This is a great suggestion. I’ll be leaving my son chained to a bridge for the next few years. Being bilingual will help him get better employment. You know this economy

Does anyone speak troll anymore I’m trying to raise my son bilingual

After slipping into a psychotic alternative reality for two months, I have returned, refreshed and full of vigor.