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@cosimallalone

-You think you know me-

Santo Padre, California Katılım Ağustos 2016
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AlmostFriday.TV
AlmostFriday.TV@AlmostFridayTV·
Full vid out on YouTube!
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Ufer Eats@cosimallalone·
Got no issues with anyone living out their Hoe Phase. No judging, go be free. But, please do not claim religion and the moral high ground while you're still doing it. That part comes later.
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Ufer Eats@cosimallalone·
@Madmoviez_ Nearly ruined his life? He was executed 🤦
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Timmovies@Madmoviez_·
She thought §£du©tion would get her the grades she wated, but his refusal sparked a twisted game that nearly ruined his life.
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Ufer Eats@cosimallalone·
As a Samoan, the biggest injustice was that instead of inheriting my dad's massive calves, I got his receding hairline instead. Aiiiiiiiiikaaaaaaeeee
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Ufer Eats@cosimallalone·
Welp. The Boys Season 5 ended as it started. Mud.
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Ufer Eats@cosimallalone·
Desperation reveals Character. For instance, if you're still coming for Michael Jackson, you're probably a piece of shit.
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Ufer Eats@cosimallalone·
Dang. Monday morning. Getting yelled at for not hearing what my wife whispered to me from the other side of the house while I was in the shower. Love her. But Daaaaamn.
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Ufer Eats@cosimallalone·
Too weak to just let the kids cry until they realised it gets them nowhere. Parenting is a sacred duty. Don't take it for granted. Don't think it's a government cash grab. Don't think it's a way to hold on to former partners and control them. Be a parent, don't apologize for it
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Ufer Eats@cosimallalone·
Seen way too many kids grow in to pompous lil shits because parents were too scared to be the villain. Too lazy to turn off the tv/tablet. Too tired to explain why what they did was wrong. Too overstimulated to show them the right way.
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Ufer Eats@cosimallalone·
At the market tonight, a mum was grilling her daughter (13yo) playing up in school. Kid started tryna act tough when she noticed people were looking. Mum says "if you're too cool to talk with me properly, then go sit in the car like a Lil baby". Kid storms off.
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Ufer Eats@cosimallalone·
"I can take your woman" 🥴 You think she'd want you? She barely even want me, I'm still tryna figure out how I got her 😂
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Ufer Eats@cosimallalone·
@laniraro They're confusing IQ with Aikae 🤦
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Melarnie
Melarnie@laniraro·
Laughing at @cosimallalone on that Mana podcast’s Facebook comments 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Ufer Eats@cosimallalone·
Happy Mothers Day to all you dads with man boobs too. Putting the 'DD' in 'daDDy'.
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