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Melarnie

@laniraro

6th account. happy to troll

Cook Islands Katılım Mart 2024
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Melarnie@laniraro·
I don’t care. I’m still calling this Twitter
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brecht apologist
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“boys are just soooo much easier to raise!” oh really? then why are you all so fucking bad at it?
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary 14 years later and 6 accounts later LOL
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Mallory, Rain and Kimmie fucking Roy up was the one thing I didn’t expect on Beauty In Black 😆😆😆
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Ordering Uber Eats for the first time in 4 years. Oh I love island life, but this convenient shit is great
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Have to mute some of you (except Pati, he’s an exception) but I just can’t keep opening this app and seeing prolapses and dicks everywhere. I love dick too, but not to the point where it’s the first thing anyone can possibly see on my phone. Great chat lol
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📍Titahi Bay
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Would you stay after 4 years and no proposal? It’s different for everyone, I get that lol
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Blank Check@dreadloxrastah·
@laniraro lol you’re lucky the ice cream machine was even working. They’re usually broke
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Melarnie@laniraro·
Wanted to show my little island girls I could get ice cream from a window. Wtf soft serves are now $2.10 at McDonalds? 😆
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Joey
Joey@gothamhiphop·
Lil Wayne speaks on AI in music: “My friends were a little worried, they said ‘You can ask [AI] to do a verse like Lil Wayne’ and so I did it: ‘Let me hear a verse like Lil Wayne’…I did it on a couple devices…They all sucked. We gon be okay” 😂
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Rusty B 🎭@RustyBComedian·
There’s a moment in this clip where you can practically see Myron Gaines shrink in real time, his bravado evaporating as Louis Theroux calmly dismantles his views on monogamy. Then comes the awkward recovery attempt: dismissing his girlfriend and telling her to clean the room, trying to reassert control, but the moment’s already passed. The mask slipped, the room saw it, and the “alpha” act suddenly looked very small.
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Bought two pieces of a cooked taro for $10. When I can buy a bag of taro for the same price back home 😭
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Rachel Sorney@RachelSorney·
Can someone explain why Tongans keep smacking each other on the arse with bats and 4x2’s at their kava sessions?
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I haven’t driven in NZ in a long time. Auckland? No problem, I’m a human GPS. Wellington? Wish me luck lol
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Telling the kids we’ll play hide and seek. Except I made them hide and I just walked to bed to lie down lol
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