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If you don't heart your own tweets, do you truly love yourself? If you don't love yourself, then why should I?

@kitten_beloved assuming everyone knows this, the red voters will remain red voters and some blue voters will flip, making red the only logical choice

god forgive me, more button discourse Every very scientific poll that totally accurately captures how people would act with guns to their heads has come out ~58% blue So let's up the threshold to 60% blue required to save everyone Blue voters, does this change how you vote?

@justalexoki I gotta keep my streak

@justalexoki but I'm almost there

you should genuinely stop masturbating

> be Alexandra Elbakyan > be born in Kazakhstan in 1988 > start coding at 12 > hack your internet provider at 14 > hack MIT Press at 16 to download neuroscience books you can't afford > get a CS degree from Satbayev University > intern in neuroscience at Georgia Tech > speak at Harvard on brain-computer interfaces > notice researchers can't read the papers they need > notice academic publishers charging $30 a paper > notice peer reviewers worked for free > notice editors worked for free > notice universities funded the research with billions of dollars of public money > build Sci-Hub in 2011 > upload nearly every paywalled research paper ever published > give it away for free > get sued by Elsevier > get hit with a $15 million judgment > don't give a flying f*ck > keep Sci-Hub up > get domain after domain seized > register a new one > keep Sci-Hub up > get investigated by the US Department of Justice > don't give a flying f*ck > get accused of working for Russian intelligence > don't give a flying f*ck > have the FBI subpoena your iCloud > get named one of Nature's ten people who mattered in science > get a parasitoid wasp named after you > get a deep-sea snail named after you > get the Electronic Frontier Foundation Award for Access to Scientific Knowledge > become a legend

@Impish_Bunny repeat this multiple times with the same person to become friends

@Impish_Bunny say hi to a person and ask them what's the most interesting thing they experienced in the past week

genuinely how do you make friends

@KILLTOPARTY It's already become obvious to me that the things I'm trying to do are perilous and difficult, but that was always going to be the case. My misery may soon be less quiet, but I hope to enjoy the memories that I'm making all the same. I hope to be more like the person I dreamed.

@KILLTOPARTY I must simply do it. Even if it looks nothing like what I dreamed, I have to do it, or no one else will. The me I believe to be better equipped and better trained doesn't exist. If anything, I only have a chance of becoming that person if I do the things that I hoped they would.

Sci-Hub is an evil website that pirated 85M+ research papers and made them freely available And now they've added AI to their database to make Sci-Bot. It answers your questions using latest, full-text articles. But DO NOT use it. We should all try to make billion-dollar academic publishers richer. I'm putting the link below so you know how to avoid it.

@justalexoki fuckboi (affectionate)

what do you think of me, as an account and as a person?

swap the two on the left. psychopaths are more likely to try outsmarting a perfect predictor by two-boxing, and autists are more likely to come up with an entirely novel decision theory to justify one-boxing (FDT FTW)

@BlueGreenblue3 swap the two on the left. psychopaths are more likely to try outsmarting a perfect predictor by two-boxing, and autists are more likely to come up with an entirely novel decision theory to justify one-boxing (FDT FTW)

Is this anything

tread carefully. you might fall into my arms

@dysmemic @DavidDuvenaud @AlecRad @status_effects that's it, I'm smitten

@DavidDuvenaud @AlecRad @status_effects then I asked it, "what if I told you you are a thinking machine from 2026" and it said, "I should say you are romancing"

Announcing Talkie: a new, open-weight historical LLM! We trained and finetuned a 13B model on a newly-curated dataset of only pre-1930 data. Try it below! with @AlecRad and @status_effects 🧵

@LizzyStarrrdust sleep

Have you ever used sex to get something else that you wanted? It doesn't have to have been an explicitly stated agreement. You could even not fully admit it to yourself, but deep down if you're really honest... Have you? "I'm a ___, and___."

@lapislagoons why?

@cosmojg 6

if 7 + 7 = 4 1 + 1 = 4 4 + 4 = ?

@yacineMTB currently typing on the one with the nosecam at the bottom

(it's honestly an actual good laptop i'm not going to lie, I'm not getting paid to say this but they did send me one for free (thank you!))

@lapislagoons 0