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what's wrong babe you've barely touched your potential, even though all your primary school teachers really liked you and said you were gifted and that you were going to do great things

@MyNykaa @nykaafashion My Black Friday order is being held hostage by the delivery agent demanding extra payment for delivery. This is absolutely unethical. Please resolve this.

@MyNykaa @nykaafashion totally disappointed. My Black Friday order is being held hostage by the delivery agent demanding extra payment for delivery. This is absolutely unethical. What’s the point of the sale then!! Please resolve this.

I'm disgustingly self aware. There's literally nothing you can tell me that I haven't spent ample time reflecting on.

Sigmund Freud in a letter to Carl Jung

story of my life

@couchbiryani People literally know its HR head? Like wth?? This is by far the biggest drawback of technology and fame. "Ohhh those good old times when you could have a fling at office and none were any wiser!!!"🥹🙄 #Nostalgia ~Bill Clinton 😝🤣🤣🤣

had no idea that a company called astronomer existed, until today

@phoebus_blaze I keep loosing the plot😭 But this time I’m already half way through💃

@couchbiryani Whatttt???? Its an unputdownable!!!!😱😱😱

tweet inspired by current read

@phoebus_blaze It’s the 3rd attempt to complete this book🙂

@couchbiryani You finally started Catch 22 eh??? 🙏❤️🔥

as long as i’m alive i can begin again. and again. and again

@Phunsukwangduji Dev D

*A movie which was ahead of its time *

@shanthojabhai2 No I didn’t😂😂 I had to reset it to login😭

@couchbiryani Wow you remember your tweeter password 😍

my catch-22 is that I want a slow- burn romance, but when it’s slow, I assume he’s not interested

My new mantra.