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@MJEnnis82 @AdamJSchwarz He's some man 😐

@AdamJSchwarz @couchpluscans

Trump in Davos, Switzerland: "Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German". German is the main language of Switzerland.

@MJEnnis82 @90sfootball @MyGreatest11 They don't make them like Junior Baiano anymore 👉

@90sfootball @MyGreatest11 @couchpluscans

Brazil, 1998 by @MyGreatest11.

Get Eamonn Dunphy into the studio quick for the post match analysis #IRLPOR

Davey Fitz is a pleb #irelandsfittestfamily

@bushontheradio Not enough people are called Shitehawks nowadays

I've had a load of requests to draw these train shitehawks

I wish I was big #IREvSCO

@historyinmemes @MJEnnis82 .... he really was a cool jerk

This deleted scene from Home Alone makes Uncle Frank look even worse

@TheFastShow1 @MJEnnis82

I set this account up 6 years ago this month and posted 2 clips on the first day. This was one of them and it’s still one of my favourites;

@MJEnnis82 RED bit

#lovethedarts @couchpluscans

@JOEdotie They want you to think it's very very very scary but in fact it's just scary.... they shaft you every time

This is a movie so scary that it needed to be re-edited to bring the scare levels down. (Yes, that is a true story!) 🎥 😱 It was released in cinemas on the same day as Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse, so almost went under the radar...

@MJEnnis82 @OasisMania @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher Some might say 🗣

@OasisMania @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher She's electric @couchpluscans

28 years ago today, (What’s the Story) Morning Glory?’ was released! What’s your favourite track?

@BigLez67 @MJEnnis82

Doherty needs to cut those sideburns #IREvNED

@ciaranomahony @CallumAbroad So that's how it's done 😃

@CallumAbroad @couchpluscans

You’ll not get that on Baghdad airlines….

The look your ma gives you when you fall through the door at 3am #TrumpMugShot

@whitest_injera He ain't even have the crocs in sport mode

shitting your pants through jeans is crazy

@joshpearson180 @MJEnnis82 @ciaranomahony

Incredible 9 darter in a pub league, absolute limbs The glass collector walking right through the middle of them 😭 pub darts is undefeated

@NoContextBrits Oh Reginald, I disagree!

What’s the most British phrase of all-time?

@TheFastShow1 @MJEnnis82 @DerekWalsh9 great

Jazz Club; Stepney Green and the New Headhunters #TheFastShow

Ticketmaster End of list.

A list of companies that are painful... A 🧵