Adam Postans

10 years I’ve been on Twitter. For almost half that time I was the Sunday People’s TV columnist. Not much to shout about but, you know, somebody. Yet never had a Twitter blue tick. So how does that pillock @adam_ldr, an account running less than a year, get one? Outraged.

If you’d like to follow my Eurovision live tweets, please redial your Twitter to @adam_ldr, which is where I am these days.

Okay, so this Twitter account started as a work-only thing, but it's definitely replaced @couchpotatoadam and is now my whole/personal account. So I'll say here my marriage has ended and I'm in a world of hurt. Still, that WECA report though, eh?

Can’t believe Chelsea have prised Paul Mullin from Wrexham for £70billion. @VancityReynolds clearly wasn’t thinking about the replay at Bramall Lane.

@couchpotatoadam #truckbit

Just realised what my last tweet before that one was. I appear to be stalking Dave Gorman. Just in a very occasional fashion.

Ahoy @DaveGorman.

Helluva 49th birthday haul. That’s right, a DVD player (not a Blu-ray), WWE, an apron, NFL cap, Farmageddon AND lawn bowls shoes. I am both very old and have never grown up. All this plus tickets from @sarannep to see kindred spirit @DaveGorman in Cardiff in September. Lucky boy.

Behold! The balcony bar (right) at the theatre in the metropolis of Basingstoke where we’re currently taking in the view ahead of seeing Go West and Paul Young. What a time to be alive.

@AscentAV A four-hour #TruckBit

@couchpotatoadam I missed it all. Was there a truck bit? #truckbit

Was a blast tweeting tonight with all you lovely guys. Many of whose tweets I haven't seen in years 'cos I've semi-retired this account. I've loved every minute. Until next time. #eurovision

Boyhood Eurovision fan celebrates. I love this show. We'll surely host next year. #eurovision

Guessing if Sam Ryder comes second that we'll host? #eurovision

Game over. #eurovision

Harsh on Nancy Carter. #eurovison

People like hand-washing. Apparently. #eurovision

"Hey ho! Let's go!" Moldova was robbed. #eurovision

Who knew it would be Germany who had the sympathy vote. #eurovision

For now, though, drink it in. #eurovison

"After the jury votes, the United Kingdom are leading the scoreboard!" GOOD NIGHT! #eurovison

Bloody nation of convicts. Thanks for nothing, Australia. #eurovision