Cow Master

If you're a Bitcoiner then you might be lucky enough to receive two whole shitcoin airdrops this year. Here is what you need to know, including a few warnings and how you can stay safe. This year, two of the most eccentric Bitcoiners who couldn't succeessfully change Bitcoin even if they sold their mother, will finally fork off and find out how it feels to be a shitcoiner with your own chain: - Paul Sports, the BIP300 guy who hates Lightning more than I hate shitcoins, and - Luke Dashjr, the BIP110 guy who eats cats and can't stop thinking about CSAM. Strange characters, great to see them go their own way. What does that mean for you? If you have say 1 BTC to your name, you will now also have 1 Paul-BTC and 1 Luke-BTC. Even if your own Bitcoin is stored on a hardware wallet, you will now also have two shitcoins that are also secured with the same keys as your real Bitcoin. Do I have to do anything? No. This all happens automatically. You don't need to do anything, you wouldn't even notice anything has happened. After all, what do you care whether some dude has forked Bitcoin and decided to become a shitcoiner. You can chill. What if I want to dump it? Obviously both of these shitcoins will be worthless and will go to zero so you might be tempted to sell them. Many of us never played with shitcoins so this is a real temptation. In the most likely case, there won't even be an exchange where you can sell these coins because both are going to be pretty small and pathetic, unlike previous attacks on Bitcoin that tried to fork (Bitcoin Cash, Bitcoin Gold, ...). If you decide to move these shitcoins to an exchange (and assuming there will be wallets that help you do so), a few things are important to keep in mind: - There will be wallets that help you move your forked shitcoins. These wallets might ask you for your hardware wallet's seed phrase and pretend to be nice but will actually steal all your BTC. NEVER AND IN NO CIRCUMSTANCE ENTER YOUR HARDWARE WALLET'S SEED PHRASE INTO A COMPUTER. Wait for reputable wallets to appear that have been audited and thread extremely carefully. Even if you're a "pro Bitcoiner" you can lose your life savings if you mess this up. I repeat: If you enter your seed phrase into a malicious wallet, you could lose all of your REAL Bitcoins, not only that fake shit. - If you successfully moved your shitcoins off your wallet, you might be tempted to sell them on an exchange, assuming there will be one. Note that WHICHEVER SHITCOIN UTXO YOU DOXX (i.e. connect with your identity), ALSO DOXXES YOUR REAL BITCOIN. If you deposit your Luke-shitcoin to an exchange, that exchange WILL ALLSO SEE YOUR REAL BITCOIN on the real blockchain. If you send all your shitcoins to a random guy on the internet, that random guy will also see your entire real bitcoin stack. This is because the fork mirrors Bitcoin's history. So the summary is: - wallets will be released that appear to help you to move your shitcoins but they actually want to steal your Bitcoin. Dangerous. - if you move your shitcoins and connect them to your identity, then you also doxx your real bitcoins. Dangerous. - If you don't do anything, you're safe. Basically "play stupid games, win stupid prizes". Stay safe. Reject shitcoins.

Agents in Amnesia: Insane Ordinance A game for frustrated agent operators. Re-visit your most psychosis-inducing OpenClaw sessions as game levels in AIAIO! Install or try the beta at github.com/sene1337/aiaio Those sessions where you lost your shit - now you can conquer context overload, hallucination & drift with WEAPONS. Levels are procedurally generated from your actual sessions & an LLM powered TTS observer judges you as you play. Your error log generates the weapons you and the enemies have. Unlock subagents and spawn them. Every movement, action and weapon fired costs compaction. The actions of your subagents also cost you. Try to complete work while escaping from the wall of forgetting. As a kid, I played countless hours of games like Inner Space & Scorched Earth. I came up with this concept back in February/March, tried to build it with Codex but got frustrated and gave up. With Fable 5, I've been able to actually make it happen. I hope you enjoy it. This was more than building a game for me, this was AI therapy 😂

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Thankyou Google maps for protecting the cow's privacy

It’s time to smash Market Buy.

🚨 New Video Release 🚨 The Byzantine Generals Problem I finally finished this short exploration of one of the most important questions Bitcoin answers: How do strangers agree on the truth without trusting one another or relying on a centralized authority? Bitcoin's answer changed far more than money. If you enjoy it, I'd greatly appreciate a like or repost to help more people discover why Bitcoin is sound money for the digital age. I will upload to my Youtube channel as well.

We did. 🐂

The first milestone is complete. DOOM now runs on the BMM101. Next up: Mujina and a pruned Bitcoin node.

Happy Saylor Pizza Day #btc

Saylor visiting South Park #btc

Glad to share that non-custodial Bitcoin P2P Trading is live at @hodlhodl

₿ig Dot Moooonergy #cows #bitcoin #saylor

Saylor milks the glowing ₿ cow with pride, Golden $STRC yields pour in like a tide. Fiat cash cows starve on worthless hay, Maxis HODL forever — Bitcoin’s the way!

Saylor rides the Bitcoin cow, lasso tight and true, Chasing gold bugs and fiat bears into the blue.

Strategy’s earnings call with Saylor and Bessie 🐄 1 BTC = 1 BTC 1 🐄 = 1 🐄

Saylor sits with laser stare, Milking the STRC with expert care. Stretch that cow, make her long and wide, Squeeze out dividends, stack sats with pride. #btc #cows #strc

People saw “Lendasat” and thought: lending. But we were already building much more. Meet Satora. We’re changing our name because Lendasat no longer describes everything the team is building. Make ₿itcoin Move ⚡️