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In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

@rednuoPdnuorG BOOP!!!!

There’s not a one of you that would have the stones to boop this snoot. His words not mine.

@Dogwelder2099 💯

@YPLAC 8 for me. Marbles and directors were my downfall.

Sheeeeeeeeeit. Scored 6/10 in today's quiz, think you can do better? #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk

@sturmeyarcher3 @Jontafkasi @anon_opin Wait, someone had you in for a meeting and didn't offer you a hot beverage? I'm horribly unsocial, but I'll at least offer coffee or tea.

A train is not your office. If you have to work on your commute, you're either working for a bad employer or you can't manage your time properly. Enjoy the view.

@TimHobden1 @bushontheradio I'm with Tim: just water, please.

You can tell a LOT about someone by what liquid they prefer tinned tuna to be in.

@owentrucker Does formal commuting come with a bowtie?

@YPLAC Oof. I got the currency one wrong. Apparently I'm fine on religion. Who knew?

Religion and biology. My nemeses. Scored 8/10 in today's quiz, think you can do better? #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk

@J2onyabike Ooh! Yes, please.

@thedodomicropub This may be the only time I've seen Fosters and Guiness in the same sentence.

Top 3 pub insults unlocked 🔓

@joedamaggio @beau_jangle21 There's also S-1, where S is the number of bikes where your other half would leave you.

@beau_jangle21 Always N+1, where N is the current number.

@claireroberts01 I'm convinced it's strategic. They are plotting a revolution.

@cowphilosopher Your two certainly love heights😄😄

@NoukBikeMind Yes they are ❤️

@NoukBikeMind One black and white, one ginger. Excellent combination!

@Dogwelder2099 Uh huh. If you need an intervention, say you like Spawn.

@Dogwelder2099 I think it's time to leave the bastard

@positiv07652695 Oh! What a sweetie!!

@cowphilosopher Last night... purring his head off!

@claireroberts01 He will live longer than the curtain I made will....

@cowphilosopher Hopefully he will learn but I doubt it, hope he is ok🐾🐾🖤

@claireroberts01 Just had to rescue Darth who lost his footing and nearly fell.

@cowphilosopher Not as good as yours🐾🐾🖤🧡

@HackneyBikeFit Everything's better in Hackney...

Meanwhile, at the gym in Hackney