Jim Speakman

The UK commentary on the Glasgow World Championship road race was incessant whining about the course. Narrow, twisting streets. Team cars unable to keep up. Here we are in Montmatre. What's happened to the whining?

@NeilMackay That's a better idea than Rwanda. The Rwandans don't deserve them.

@RiksRedGuard That's Brighton Pavilion, right?

"I didn’t know he was Orange until a number of years ago, when he happened to turn Orange. I respect either one, but he obviously doesn’t because all of a sudden he made a turn and he went – he became an Orange person. I think somebody should look into that." 🍊

@DrDPMcArthur @magnatom And a couple of them are pretty steep as well

I enjoy this image of the Transport Museum in Glasgow. My favourite part is the four desire lines cut into the grass because cars have been prioritised over pedestrians.

Amazing kamikaze move. Did he really know Koretzky was heading for the tree after the pass? A man who wasn't bothered about a silver.

The GOP pushed the senile old guy narrative. Pretty much their own fault. They knew their candidate was 79 and in poor mental health.

Looking pretty choppy on the river from the wake of all these bateaux

Breaking wind is an Olympic sport now? Time for me to get back into training.

‘My dad could make something better than this.’ #OpeningCeremony #Paris2024

@ManMadeMoon The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin

Roy Keane, welcome to @TheWarOnCars

Kamala Harris - 'Before I was a senator I was an attorney general and a prosecutor. In those roles I took on perpetrators of all kinds. Predators who abused women, fraudsters who ripped off consumers, cheaters who broke the rules for their own gain. I know Donald Trump's type'

On behalf of the American people, I thank Joe Biden for his extraordinary leadership as President of the United States and for his decades of service to our country. I am honored to have the President’s endorsement and my intention is to earn and win this nomination.

This lumbering old dolt is screeching for his Depends Valet to come in with a change of manties after sharting himself for the 8th time today.

"Brexit has ruined this country, and now the majority of Britons thinks so too." RT if you are that majority.

@rachelburden does the BBC pronunciation guide say that you sound the ”l” in Milwaukee? Thinking back to watching Happy Days, I don't remember heating the ”l”.

Err, why did you have Dorries on talking about Johnson? Anything to do with the current election.

@MatMitchell30 @lukascph Elmo upstaging the Monster Raving Looney candidate

Is this a uniquely British thing where someone in an Elmo costume, receiving 19 votes, is able to shake hands with the future prime minister on election night?