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My prom date’s dad did this and I started sucking off the gun as a joke and he got really mad cause I got spit all over his gun and then she refused to go to the prom with me, and I wasn’t allowed to go to graduation.
My Mixtapez@mymixtapez
Father and daughter pictures before prom now going viral 👀🤣
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What's more dangerous for the country--the Iranian nuclear threat or @BarackObama as President?
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this (all) has been such a topic in our household recently. sad, but true.
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Wesley Wes@ILLBeDamnItsWes
"I'd love to have him back" I dunno if Stugotz would love to be back, tho. Hence why he, Billy and others like Jess, Lucy and Charlotte all left Hell, you know Dan, we'd love to have the old show back. Thats not gonna happen. Dems the breaks
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@HeroDividend Or you could've spent $2,500 on $1.50 hot dogs which is obviously a way better use of money.
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I have lived so much longer than I or anyone else expected me to, that I made no plans or provisions for this kind of awkward longevity and the realities that keep coming with it.
My own calculations, ever since the age of fifteen when the question of my life-expectancy first became a conscious and even a comfortable subject for speculation between me and my friends, were originally based on a personal calendar that ended with age 27. I can’t remember exactly how or why I fixed on that number, but I recall very clearly that—as a betting proposition—27 was as high as I was willing to go, at even odds.
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