Christopher Roberts

@artfullly Jhghfgfggffggggfggggfgggggggrtttttgggggggggghhhhfhhgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhgthhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhggggggggggyggggggggggggghuttthhhh

tis' finally harvest day

i landed guys. thank you for your prayers. can't believe how many people wished death on me on this website. fuck you. but not today

@pppherl Absolute legend

@CassiDuran @AllySpielman

me: can i get the tea, sis? barista: black? me: no barista: chai? me: no barista: people will buy a reusable straw and then brag about saving the planet but will go home and eat fish even though .03% of plastic in the ocean is from straws and 46% is from fishing? me: nice

@pppherl Can't argue that 😎

@pppherl Accident

National propaganda radio

JURASSIC PARK SEQUEL IDEA: 3 Million AD. The humans are extinct. The dino-scientists find mosquitoes with human blood. Guess who they clone... Jeff. Fucking. Goldblum. They mix up the mosquito DNA with Goldblum's. Surprise assholes. This is now a sequel to The Fly.

@NathanHarbaugh2 Start a go fund me page

@nicksenseney 🔥

62' ⏲ Allianz Stadium says goodbye to an all-time great, @GianluigiBuffon. 🙌🙌🙌 #UN1CO 🏳🏴 #FINOALLAFINE

so... Childish Gambino is back 👀

@NathanHarbaugh2 #preach

Baker Mayfield went all out to recreate this photo of Brett Favre during the draft.

@nicksenseney Amazing

I'm no doctor, but the world would probably be a better place if every day was bring your dog to work day.

Vacation is nice and all, but there's no better feeling than coming home to your dog 😍💙