Cpt_Moobs

@siddengg @SkyHelpTeam I had nothing but trouble with Sky internet keep it until your contracts up and then bin it off! There are far better companies out there that are available with faster speeds and better customer service!

Hey @SkyHelpTeam, can u pls look into my broadband order? Openreach completed the physical setup in my building weeks ago, but my online tracker has been stuck on "Engineer visit in progress" since. Please help!

@AzzTazz_ After this weeks episode I did get that feeling but let’s hope they don’t completely fuck the finale!!

This is going to be worse than GoT ain't it

@allen1117270368 @DemocraticWins is illeagle new slang I’m not aware of?

@DemocraticWins Old sea hag...needs to just go away......they should go back and arrest her and charge her..ripping up the speech was illeagle

BREAKING: In a stunning move, Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi is now calling for Donald Trump to be removed from power using the 25th Amendment. Wow.

@Wawllzz Sad times

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@gerhardluebbers @WilliamShatner @PaulMcCartney Still safer than the USA

@WilliamShatner @PaulMcCartney Just be careful if you journey around. Getting pretty rough over there.

Yes, it’s true…I’m going to Ferry Cross the Mersey looking for the dangle in the Dingle. Maybe go to the Cavern Club… hey @PaulMcCartney let’s do lunch in Liverpool! My treat (and if you know me that’s a real splurge.😉🤣)

@SkyHelpTeam ok so I have zero internet and no way of fixing it and all your checker says is it’s fine when it’s clearly not.

@kuntandthegang Was a fucking amazing gig I also managed to catch you glove!!

25 gigs, 575 songs, 3 Little Kunts, 3860 miles and 4,378 selfies later… it’s London this evening for the last night of my 25th Anniversary tour. Wanks very much to all of you who have come along and I look forward to seeing you again next time 🍆💦

@kuntandthegang Ha ha ha ha ha fucking hell!! @kuntandthegang putting out new music while Roy suns himself in Italy!!

@frolicols @skytv Cheers fella I’ll take a look!! Can’t keep paying these thieving bastards over 100 quid anymore!

@cpt_moobs @skytv I switched to Now TV which is basically their internet version. It's so much cheaper it makes me question how satellite can cost so much more from essentially the same company.

Honestly don’t understand how @skytv can charge existing customers so much for tv and broadband yet a new customer gets it for 45 quid absolutely disgraceful that’s my subscription being cancelled as they’re not willing to help out!!

@JamesGunn @Framestore @Superman @DCOfficial Imagine trying to train a puppy who can not only fly but is also indestructible and can shoot fire from his eyes I’m sure it was a breeze!!!

Walk, run, or fly to the nearest theater, #Superman is playing RIGHT NOW! @Framestore @Superman @DCOfficial

@Azariel91 Punish yeah! but life maybe not considering the circumstances

❤:WELL DONE MOM

@BigTaffMan @PlaySurrounDead Does look fun

I'll be playing @PlaySurrounDead tonight from 7:30 Loved our little dip in last week where we saw Sheepboy and Tilde both die. Who will be next from chat to be created to live in a zombie world? And everytime we die, we reset completely!

@kuntandthegang Was thinking Southend but fuck it I’ve managed wrangle a few people together for the London gig instead

Join me for some synthpop, swearing and celebrity paedos to celebrate 25 years of greatest minor internet hits on this heart warming, nostalgic old school 25th Anniversary tour. katg.co.uk

@frolicols Ah shit sorry to here that fella I have a wanky old pc if you need it

Both my gaming PC and stream/server PC have blue screened today and neither will boot. I want to cry. No idea what has caused it and I don't have time to tinker.

@BigTaffMan What the hell is that terrifying thing hiding behind Shrek and no I don’t mean the Donald!!!

Royal Rumble is my favourite event in all of wrestling and while the real one is happening this Saturday you can see a special all star celebrity Royal Rumble tonight only on my Twitch channel Bet on the winner, odd or even! See Homelander take on Kermit! Can Shrek win it!

@intheeighties @kuntandthegang @stuwhiffen Merry Christmas!! Another cracking episode! Honestly give the original dune a watch it’s so bad it’s good!

Brand new episode of Acceptable In the 80s with @kuntandthegang & @stuwhiffen Listen wherever you get your pods or Brand new episode of Acceptable In the 80s with @kuntandthegang & @stuwhiffen Listen wherever you get your pods or open.spotify.com/episode/1apD7e…

@housebets @SportsFunnies Tyson fan since the 80’s no way I’d support Jake Paul in a million years

24 years after he lost his last professional fight against Kevin McBride, Mike Tyson returns to the ring tonight to face problem child Jake Paul in a highly-anticipated clash. Are you team Mike Tyson in this one or you are going all in for Jake Paul? Bet on the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight at Housebets.com #PaulTyson

@BigTaffMan Love u taff just remember our special time in the Photo Booth to prove I don’t hate you

The anxiety that everyone hates me is getting the better of me today

@Wawllzz Oh shit did the orange twat win

FFS America.