Captain Johnno

@AlexaMalarkey Who knows, Alex sure isn't good at keeping track of his construction budget

@cptcapt $6,000 or $15,000....? I wonder who ordered the wrong cladding. 🤔 No, don't tell me. I think I can figure it out. 😄

Alex Devantier 8 May 2025 "You couldn't make this shit up We waited 5 weeks for the extra cladding They went to install it today and it's all been MADE wrong We ordered the right sizes, they made it wrong 6 K of useless cladding" Alex Devantier 20 May 2026 "Lots happening on the job site tomorrow, the building expert is back on site to count the waste for the court case, we believe about 15 K worth of wrongly ordered cladding, rain has stopped so we can cut in the pivots, like this, there is no place for this, X 15 the same".

🚨 CACHETADÓN MARCA DIABLO de Xi Jinping a Trump Camina con Putin y le da la sorpresa de un enorme cuadro con la imagen de los dos con lo que muestra al mundo la hermandad entre La China Comunista y Rusia...

Alex Devantier is in court tomorrow and I have just been handed this document.

@tweeter_vee @AlexaMalarkey Us watching the lack of proof Alex has achieved anything

@AlexaMalarkey @cptcapt

Hey Alex 365 days ago you tweeted "guys everywhere, eaves up, packing the walls for plaster internally" these aren't the same contractor you have an NCAT dispute with. Why are you at not at lockup? What happened with this contractor? Also court tomorrow so much happening 😉.

@AlexaMalarkey @tweeter_vee Alex showing he wont be outdone by Pats spewing. First it was the Prada glasses now he wont be out spewed.

@tweeter_vee @cptcapt The neighbours must be spewing (which is usually Pat's job)..

@AlexaMalarkey @tweeter_vee "Guys everywhere" one guy visible which is one more than what is on site at the moment. It is so bad even the alleged boss doesn't turn up

@cptcapt @tweeter_vee Funny how there's never an "after" photo... Just like... The pond The oven The landscaping The cemented-in water meter The concrete BBQ pit The friend's bathroom And of course - the church...! Oh how we laughed and laughed...!! 😂😂😂😂😂

It would be good @AlexDeMalarkey to get an update on this project wouldn't it? The old bury the meter in concrete.

Reminds me of another project that he hasn't completed. A lot of things on the go but he isn't really completing anything. He will be mad to know the house he claims isn't mine and where he claimed to have spoken to my neighbours, well that place has the cabinetry installed 😆 😉 😜

@cptcapt Oh look, 👀 a shower mixer. 🚿

@tweeter_vee There was another update on how he expects things to look.

Now we know why they need so much money. 👇👇

It took Trump FOUR Obamas to make it down the stairs of Air Force One after his trip last week to China.…

@dowhatonemustdo My little autistic brain loves it. I'm still waiting for this imaginary story to drop.

@cptcapt It’s quite a task you’ve taken on with so much material.

This isn't part of the pretend Devantier TM line something else Alex doesn't talk about.

@tweeter_vee @WakeWtfu It's hard compulsively lying when people monitor all your lies

Anyone got an update on AJ @WakeWtfu He was going to post pictures of updates to the building site. But then he got man flu. There's also another court case this week. Is he in hiding? #WheresAlex

Albo shreds Angus who admits his door is open to One Nation “The door isn’t open, there’s no door. They’re in the same policy room”🔥 Tells Angus he should “go into any hospital & ask what would happen if we got rid of everyone who works but wasn’t born in Australia”💥 #auspol

@princesspolly58 @Charlotte241669 He doesn't realise how bad this tweet made him look, this is how stupid he is! It may be a knock off but it still got to him enough he had to tweet about it, but not in a celebratory way, with a backhanded "it's not her" coming from this fashion icon....

@cptcapt @Charlotte241669 So now he’s “styling” her??? Who is close enough to her to give a designer handbag? Jealous??

@dowhatonemustdo It's just hilarious as he can't keep up with his lies to plug his BS company he made up instead he had to compete with Pats present 🤣

@cptcapt Great advert for his brand if he’s using other brands…

Fun fact to pay off the US debt everyone from new born baby to person taking their last breath ALL 350 million would have to pay in excess of $100,000. And immediately after that debt went to zero they would be in debt again. Tax sucks but in a civil society is needed.

@cptcapt Which of course, bear no resemblance whatsoever to these cheap made in China plastic crap glasses available on Amazon.com ...😂🤣😂🤣😂 amazon.com.au/OZPYKAE-Sungla…