Craig Woolridge

@FrontierCare Can you please DM me?

@FlyFrontier why do you guys have such bad customer service?

@SouthwestAir great communication.

@SouthwestAir worst customer service I have had. Flight 138. I haven't tweeted in years. That's how pissed I am. #ridiculous

.@WPXI_Courtney Hi Courtney! You should report on the chemtrail activity in Pittsburgh! #TheSkyIsALie benjaminjenkslufa.wordpress.com

I hope you never get off on Fridays and you work at a Fridays that's always busy on Fridays #babyblue #chancetherapper

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The only good thing about the raptors/nets game is Rob Ford wasted sitting court side.

Best save ever. Hands down. Fleury #SCtop10 @SportsCenter

McQueen was brilliant w/people, heat and horrific history. Curaón was brilliant w/ new technology and the void. I'm lost. #Oscars

It's just uncomfortable when people take pictures on their iPad.

@tgrimm51 haha you better believe it!

The announcers of the not top 10. Just should have put themselves as #1. #SCNotTop10

Shooting the new season of #BillyontheStreet with sethmeyers!!! New season coming in 2014!!!! instagram.com/p/goAIABsujX/

"All this greed is unattractive" - Uncle Jack

Man I'm productive today and the @PriceIsRight isn't even on yet!

“@davidgadams: Still blows my mind that people consider frisbee a sport” @Afro_Thomas92 Get him...

@babyhaim I will be that ex boyfriend one day! I just need my elaborate plan to follow through. Step 1 tweet at Alana Haim. It's working....

It's enjoyable watching people who talk with their hands on the phone in the car. It's a select few but gets the job done.

Ron Swanson Lunchable: