Mrs Elms

@RBS_Help Hi RBS, is your payments system down? Just had my card declined. No issue with funds. Thank you.

@sewateruk Thanks Rachel, DM sent.

@crackerhats Hi Mrs Elms, I'm sorry to hear that your supply has been interrupted. Please could you DM us your account number or address and best contact number so we can look into this for you. Thanks Rachel

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@Zelda_Countdown @Mark_Elms71

90 days until the release of The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom!

@IKEAUKSupport Hello, I had a pick up point collection due this evening 5-7pm at Burgess Hill Tesco (West Sussex) however the van never arrived. Myself and several other customers waited for the two hours. How do we get our items please?

@IvoGraham Lovely pub, but not quite The Feathers.

Sir Lawrence’s finest at the Caroline of Brunswick

@AlexHorne Is this a greatest hits for people who don’t watch all of TM on hard repeat?

I THINK there's going to be one at the end of each of the forth-coming series. They're very fun.

@AlexHorne Is it a one-off episode? British Comedy Guide had us believing it’s a series… comedy.co.uk/tv/news/7904/t…

Bonus Taskmaster episode on at 9pm tonight: a specially curated and narrated celebration of a particular aspect of the nonsense. Fun to make, hopefully fun to watch: channel4.com/programmes/tas…

@Mark_Elms71 You know Neil Sean is the one Dave Gorman does a bit about? This tosser.

@Mark_Elms71 @ImpatientUK @MarkWatsonCo Oh man 🙄

imagine if we dropped @MarkWatsonCo C7 today, that'd be wiiild

@peter_RDT @Mark_Elms71 🙌🏻🚐

Mighty congratulations Mark.🎉🎊🎉🎊 Mark passed his driving test at the first attempt today with just a few driving faults. It has been a pleasure to work with you and I thank you for allowing me to do so. Keep up the good driving and I shall see you on the roads.👋👋

@AlexHorne Hooray for Su(e)per Kins as we call her in this house

Obviously I'm in favour of all of this.

@JoshieMcsquashy @watsoncomedian Love a criticism stem!

Mr Blobby’s Wikipedia page has a “criticism” section. I have been laughing at this for a few days now.

@AlexJPreston Is it?

Oh yeah probs a live at five day

@ImpatientUK Content. Or content. You decide. A clue - it’s both.

I am a man of my word.

@hylian__heroine @lilkorok Same! Love dropping them in the eye sockets. When you lined it up so they rolled really nicely back into the skull. Annoying when a gust of wind would blow them off course though 😂

don't get me wrong i love bomb flowers being back but miss botw bomb rune SO much

@hod_mp3 @watsoncomedian I’m sad it didn’t stick

No More Jockeys fans: what is your favourite 2/3-second moment with me specifically in it? There *is* a reason for asking. Bonus points if you can name the specific episode/timecode.

@IvoGraham Have you had the mega ones??!

Lovely night in Aylesbury, now it’s Buttons on the Chilt

@Mark_Elms71 😂🫡

@MarkWatsonCo 👀

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