Craig Glover

The phrase ‘living room’ implies the existence of a dying room 😳

Watching through Vikings - every time the intro plays it’s impossible not to hear You Know You’re Right by Nirvana in the theme tune 🪓

No self respecting adult in their 30’s should gatekeep themselves out the enjoyment of the new @DojaCat album 👍 music.apple.com/gb/album/plane…

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Keep hearing people talking about this thing called “leftover Chinese food”. Have never encountered it and am doubting its existence. Anyone confirm either way?

@ASOS Hey @ASOS 😊 I’m sorry to bring this on here but struggling to find any joy any other way! Have you changed/outsourced your customer care? Currently having the absolute worst experience trying to get resolution for a complaint. Plz help!

@ASOS Hey @ASOS 😊 I’m sorry to bring this on here but struggling to find any joy any other way! Have you changed/outsourced your customer care? Currently having the absolute worst experience trying to get resolution for a complaint. Plz help!

@RoryBreaker27 @BigDirtyFry Actual what a tune

@BigDirtyFry @craiggloves

‘Why does somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they’ve had a SHIT?!’ but it’s performed by an Indie Band

@UPS how come, in this day and age, your tracking system continues to be (quite notoriously) nothing short of an utterly frustrating mess? Genuine query.

@jonathannalmond There was a dude in my high school who wore a Papa Roach hoodie and the bams called him Big Papa Roach, consistently, for years. Well jealous.

Having a Papa Roach binge tonight and I just wanted to let yous know my first email address was lilpaparoachfan

Anyone else worry about the fact Ronald McDonald is inevitably gonna make his way back into McDonald’s marketing materials eventually? Trepidatious about what he’s been up to in his time off in the netherworld and pondering the fresh horrors he’ll return with

Those new ETID songs though...

Did anyone ever properly acknowledge Matt Healy effectively dragging Pinegrove in a 1975 song which is more or less an homage to Pinegrove’s biggest tune? Like there’s got to be more of a story there...

Do you think there’s a chance you’ve had the virus on your hands loads of times but successfully blasted it dead with sanitiser before it had the chance to infect you?

@youyve Ah, it sounds so good 🤯

@craiggloves It’s the built in chorus on the Yamaha thr with some added reverb!!

Chill vibey solo before I go help someone refinance their mortgage or something like that ✨

Outraged that my phone is refusing to let me listen to loud music because I’ve reached my ‘limit for the week’. It’s my hearing and I’ll destroy it if I want to. Ridiculous.

@Cadenza_MegaL Haha so poor man! Just call them a regular person’s name! Then am gonna be absolutely buzzing to put a face to the evil that is ‘Margaret Peterson’ or whatever 😅

@craiggloves “The stranger” Just tell me you haven’t thought far enough ahead to write next years new recurring character yet so you stuck them in a mask so you didn’t have to cast a big name for their one episode appearance at the end of one season 🙄

Can’t stand it when tv shows think it genuinely raises the mystery factor to give characters names like ‘the stranger’ and ‘the ghost detective’... if I wanted that chat I’d stick on Scooby Doo 🙄 🗑

@JamieCassidy @HelloFreshUK Man, get on Gousto instead, it’s always spot on. I can send you a code for 50% off first box and all that chat 👌

You’re absolutely at it @HelloFreshUK! Tonight’s meal calls for two skin-on chicken breasts but opening the packet reveals that it’s actually just one chicken breast cut in half! Pay a premium for your service and this is what we get. 🤦‍♂️