Craig S

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Craig S

@craigs4040

Amateur pilot, kitchen DJ and kind soul

United Kingdom Katılım Aralık 2012

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Lea@Lea_EFC·19 Nis

Straight up, I’ve never been so confident of Everton beating Liverpool.

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Scott Mills@scott_mills·1 Haz

My hotel room appears to have a round bed. Feel like R Kelly

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Craig S@craigs4040·14 Mar

@stwater our tap water has smelled and tasted strongly of domestos for 3 days now. Not exactly drinkable. What’s going on and when will this be sorted? 🚰😷

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Craig S@craigs4040·1 Mar

@CamelPhat @johnmerro1 Don’t rise to it lads

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CAMELPHAT@CamelPhat·1 Mar

@johnmerro1 Listen John we can go for a coffee whenever you like & talk politics. Just tell me the time & place you fkn wet fart! You can tell me all about being a big supporter of the peadophile movement you sick man. 🤮

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John Merro@johnmerro1·1 Mar

He was buzzing off the Trump 2.0 election victory. Life comes at you fast.

CAMELPHAT@CamelPhat

Started my day relaxing on a boat & a bit of fishing now I’m taking cover in an underground car park, life comes at ya fast!!! 😳 Stay safe guys x

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Tansu Yegen@TansuYegen·12 Şub

Time flies so quickly; life often feels so fast for a father and his daughter. One day, you realize that she has always been so attached to you. ❤️

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Scotty T MBE@ScottGShore·31 Oca

Remember when they spent 500m+ in the summer, and celebrated scoring a late goal against ten men… YOURE BEING SCHOOLED AT YOUR LIBRARY OF A STADIUM! 😍 Outplayed. Outclassed. Bring Isak on 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Liverpool FC@LFC

36' - Goal for Newcastle, scored by Anthony Gordon. [0-1] #LIVNEW

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Brian Allen@allenanalysis·23 Oca

Scottish comedian Lewis MacLeod just did a Donald Trump impression so accurate it feels like evidence.

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Craig S@craigs4040·23 Oca

@neillancaster66 Thank you to your son for his service

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Neil Lancaster@neillancaster66·23 Oca

Fucking prick My son spent 6 months in Iraq, and then two 7 month tours of Afghanistan with the Royal Marines He fought hard in Sangin saw friends die, or be maimed. He bears scars of his own, and he did it because the USA triggered article 5 Risible, amoral fucking bastard

Aaron Rupar@atrupar

Trump on NATO: "I've always said, will they be there if we ever needed them? That's really the ultimate test. I'm not sure of that. We've never needed them. They'll say they sent some troops to Afghanistan and this or that. And they did. They stayed a little back, off the front lines."

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Craig S@craigs4040·22 Oca

Mum’s go to @IcelandFoods

Larry the Cat@Number10cat

@PressSec Cat check: Trump mistakenly referred to Iceland, repeatedly

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BroBro🇦🇺🏇🏻@realRick_AUS·6 Oca

Best edit yet 😂🤣👌

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Craig S@craigs4040·31 Ara

@rickygervais 👏 #Mortality

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Craig S@craigs4040·20 Ara

David Walliams eh. Imagine my surprise.

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Craig S@craigs4040·12 Ara

@michelrouxjr @somethings_awry Arguably the best bit

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Michel Roux Jr@michelrouxjr·12 Ara

@somethings_awry Eat it 🤷🏻‍♂️🇫🇷

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Zweil@somethings_awry·12 Ara

Brie is such an annoying cheese, what am I supposed to do with all this crust

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Craig S@craigs4040·15 Kas

I don’t think anything “wants” to be eaten does it?

PETA UK@PETAUK

Turkeys don't want to be eaten. Turkeys don't want to be eaten. Turkeys don't want to be eaten. Turkeys don't want to be eaten. Turkeys don't want to be eaten. Turkeys don't want to be eaten.

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