Crawdad Man

Is a mounds bar just a female almond joy

i love tan lines

I gave so many mice so many cookies last night

I’m about to be so chalant in key west

Is it more offensive or more flattering to tell a girl that you want to come on her glasses

Playing sexual chess today

Apparently just because you say muah kiss you on your forehead doesn’t make it ok to do it

If you scroll enough on Snapchat you’ll find failures #neversatisfied

One thing about @crawdadwrangler I will always be promiscuous

Slapping the bag of wine saying good girl

All these girls on insta, stop trying to be artsy and show me your knockers

Leaving this place worse than I found it

Bird with no wings Fly with no wall Cow with no grass to graze

I need to be put down

I know hello kitty gives mean throat

Shopping at food lion is the blackest thing about me

My body quitting. Not a matter of if, a matter of when #ballislife

Every second you aren’t running, I’m getting closer

Turning girls sober since 2021

@spidafish Yup, it’s never been more over than it is rn

At this point, I think it’s over