fish out of water

I’m not the fastest. But I know I can get her if im nimble.

@StoneDog82 Water heater logistic nightmare

Why do showers give you the ability to turn the water to borderline boiling, no human can get under that without experiencing burns? If I turn the water to the warmest possible setting at my apartment it should be the same temp as a hotel. Standardize shower temperatures!

@StoneDog82 @crawdadwrangler

Do girls quadbox 4 reality tv shows the same way we quadbox 4 games?

Sengun run like he got titties

Taking a rhino pill and letting your wood choose. Much like Inigo Montoya and his sword #chosenshyt

@R3ADYMAR Smoking crack

How I’d feel if we played these teams in the playoffs

@WOWGR8ForReal who’s your top 5 artist who make music as a form of art?

omw to get the worm early asf

Sorry I haven’t been giving you attention. I gave up story liking for lent. #CITYBOY_LOG #cityboy

Today, a love letter to beautiful days, was brought to you by @LittleSimz and @SimonGarfunkel

Sometimes you gotta splash a little gasoline on your finger so you can catch a buzz on the way home

Boutta get fois gras’d off these Costco samples

I’d be a lot cooler if my circle included a jester and a magician

Stomach just rumbled so loud i checked my Apple Watch

You are at the beach with your crew. And you homeboy pulls up with this wyd?!

Immediately after posting this it buffered for the first time of the game. I’m sorry streameast

Worst part of streameast is having to listen to the commentators root against your team

Yk, do you think if I hung out with @fredagainagain1 he’d name a song after me, like strictly vibes wise? #fredagain #vibes #lecheminduroi

@NatraAverage did u produce on the Cole album?

He’s chudmaxxing

#wadestoppedworkingout How do we feel about this?