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I'm sure people will just tell you to buck up because everyone has to do stuff like that, but I think that's always gonna be a losing argument. the sorts of arguments that are coming from a place of realism "life is supposed to be hard" type shit

i just wish I didn't spend ages 13-22 so wrong about myself, that's such a long time, it's like forming yourself to be something you throw out. I'm sure everyone has those things where they ignore what they love for things that make money

@TMGGNGN I appreciate it man, that would probably be the wiser thing to do, I had a really good day regardless, I'll shoot you one before I settle down for the night

@crazygoji i feel like this is anecdotal i feel for the general descriptions here even if i dont have a clear idea of what happened i dont really have any way to commiserate on the spot but im witnessing ur current tribulations so if ud like 2 talk 2 me instead of the twitter void im avlble

people definitely want to talk about how wholesome and amazing having friends on the internet is, but to me it's a huge crutch. of course I appreciate it, but it's really sad

chuck norris dies. what comes to my mind? people that talk profound about the enigma and magic that is the internet weird me out. and if your music is dedicated to the internet, I'm not interested. you can do anything you want on the net. the internet is a pretty wacked out place

try to guess how I feel. I guess, I just, feel a little bit of indifference that is all. you can either say he sucks, and I wouldn't agree, and say I'm cold, and I wouldn't agree. I'm not gonna talk shit about him either, I don't want to have a forced opinion about everyone

its just that when my family was told my mom said "I don't care he's lame and gross" and my dad just started talking about Bruce lee

im sure chuck norris is rolling in his grave that me, specifically me, grew up with my dad telling me chuck norris is not like Bruce Lee, Bruce Lee is extremely cool, and that me, a guy who knows nothing about chuck norris, is not posting rip chuck norris.

I've seen Godzillas scarier than that before, yaint seen a scary Gozilla before or sum?

Tom Horne more like Tom Horrible. lol that actually would be really hard. fuck man I shouldve come up with that years ago, but i think it speaks volumes that no one else said it and I came up with it just spit balling and now I'm tweeting it

duckasaurus

i love loving electronic music lmao

#すごくマイナスマイクロビキニ部

i listen to Flying Lotus, you listen to lying POTUS, I ain't better than you, I just think different

vamp week '75 buttered bread that guy hit me the mars what? fuck off dude I don't know what that word means the folks guys who really like Canada chill deers bass cat lying POTUS those are my reduced and abbreviated versions of popular bands of the 21st century

burt Bacharach was so right, the world really is a circle, he did not lie at all

i feel the need right now to say that I only come on here to post jokes