Cherise Threewitt

New job description: Will get naked for cars. My @CARandDRIVER feature, “The Full Monty Carlo,” about my day at a car show at a nudist colony, is in bookstores now.

@TheOneTrueGKS Yes, “plate.” Thanks.

@crazyreesie "plate"? Are you sure it wasn't some computer checking lists of "naughty plates"? What was it?

A giant Go Fuck Yourself to whoever complained to the Illinois Secretary of State and got my license place revoked.

We have a new Pope 👇😂😂

@DrMattBob @quadcarl LOL so we’re now going to be quoting wholesale prices for groceries before tariffs, right?

I will give $1000 to the first person to show me where in America gasoline is $1.98 a gallon.

@VetPurePatriot @quadcarl …nope.

@quadcarl Cannot find gas at $1.80. I can find it at $2.19 in Texas. He misspoked. But that won't count it. It only counts for Democrats. The point being is that gas is definitely heading down toward that level. With the previous administration it was heading in the other direction.

@JaredFeldman88 @dieworkwear That’s how it’s done in car sales. Can’t see it working with any other retail model.

@dieworkwear I genuinely think it would be useful to have an itemized receipt listing what you're paying for goods, transportation, labor, etc. Same way you have line item for sales tax/tip I know companies could fudge the numbers but at the least we'd be more financially literate

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

@FungibleUnicorn @g0thgoblin That's very specific. No need to tell on yourself.

@g0thgoblin LOL. This is so dumb. Dude on left looks like he works in a cubicle and doesn’t move all day and then eats a frozen pizza and cookies at night before jerking off to the middle 10 minutes of an obscure foreign movie on Amazon prime.

guy on the left looks like he could build you a bookshelf, survive the winter, enjoys homecooked meals and baked goods, his muscles come from labour. his hands stick to a microfiber cloth guy on the right looks like he doesn't own a circular saw, strictly meal plans and refuses your love filled cookies, his hands are soft like a baby seal

@berrysweetlady @_nomadic_soul Thanks for being reasonable.

@crazyreesie @_nomadic_soul Got it. I read it as wives who want to be trad for some reason. My theory is the influencer ones don’t actually want to be married. The complaining is part of the grift. Men love the thirst traps and accompanying fantasy. That all goes away if they actually marry.

@berrysweetlady @_nomadic_soul Read it again.

@crazyreesie @_nomadic_soul Wives complain about being single?

@berrysweetlady @_nomadic_soul There are plenty of wannabe tradwives who complain. Kinda sad they can’t find each other but not my problem.

@_nomadic_soul The projection is crazy. I only hear men complaining about being single. Rarely ever women.

This aged well.

@CelticsUnite18 Why is KCP calling a Hall of Famer and 38 year old "boy" and "bum ass"? Al pushing 40 averaging more than you @CaldwellPope 😂😂😂

@theficouple My mortgage is at 3.2% and our payments are less than my kid’s daycare tuition used to be. That def. changes the math for us, though that might change in the near future.

If someone has $160,000 & they can: 1) Put it in the stock market 2) Pay off their mortgage 10/10 recommend paying off the mortgage. Lock in that guaranteed return on investment.

@LoveFromFLYNN @_afx01 @deerfella YIIIIKES. Watch your mouth.

Three straight seasons with 55+ wins for the first time since the Larry Bird era 👀

@SamTradingToday @Jetskigrizzly Sooooo cheap now because everyone is dumping them. Fly your freak flag at a bargain.

@Jetskigrizzly I wanna get a Tesla .. how does the insurance work and are there anything’s that they don’t really mention but you wish you knew? Especially now that people are probably having to issue a lot of claims. Do they make it hard to claim stuff? Is it expensive? How does it work

@jethrostudio @Lynnenallo @mcuban LeBron James. Can’t stand him as a player, but have to admit he seems like a decent guy.

We did not authorize or condone the White House’s use of our song “Closing Time" in any way. And no, they didn’t ask. The song is about joy and possibilities and hope, and they have missed the point entirely.

I haven't even seen the episode yet and I'm still choking at this: