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me tink me gwaan cut off mi cocky

Over 0 books in a year is elitist and pretentious

How to not be a performative reader - A guide for 2026 1. Never read in public or anywhere where people can see you 2. Never mention you read books 3. Don't read anything prestigious or difficult 4. Try not to read at all if you can avoid it

@grungemoeder @SnipersClubNRL @zasob_ludzki thats clearly jeffrey epstein the new york financier

@SnipersClubNRL @zasob_ludzki Cause it is

the european mind can't comprehend this

@onlyyagirl_ wow you are one interesting chica etc

(to my visibly dissatisfied wife) ah, that’s capitalism for you

@cisamsoe enjoy it, one of my favorite books ever

currently reading all the lovers in the night by mieko kawakami

lol people are so dense… it was never about the sandwich

Me

Farm Life //

@yurodivys how do you like washington? i wanna move to the pnw eventually too

@_afx01 I was kind of homeless like two years ago but then I moved to nyc for a year and then I moved to Virginia for a year and then I moved to Washington this summer so I think that’s why it seems that way

Anyways, I bought a house this week

this and yap