Chris Lawrence

@jemelehill Known for requesting cranberries in his potato salad...

He definitely asks for mild at Popeyes.

@realTuckFrumper I just read his bio and couldn't find where he served in the military. Was he able to vote between the ages of 18-25?

Vivek Ramaswamy Proposes Constitutional Amendment To Raise Voting Age to 25 Or Require Military Service, Civics Exam dlvr.it/SnvHLt

I think Marge should’ve sat this one out.

@JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski So, he's also trying to annex parts of America for his personal profit? It jives...

Here’s a question… This melted circus peanut had the majority in the House of Representatives and the Senate while he occupied the oval office… And he wasn’t able to get any of this looney tunes shit done then. Is anyone actually dumb enough to believe that he would be able to accomplish any of it in 2024?

Trump says he will build 10 new Trump Freedom Cities in the US, which will be free of government regulations so they can become manufacturing meccas.

@jemelehill @spiceadams That's gonna be one epic tambourine solo during worship though!

Hey @spiceadams, when did you start putting your childhood videos on social media? 😂 Y’all can’t tell me this baby don’t drive a Cadillac De Ville.

@JoJoFromJerz Next suggestion..."BIGGER GUNS or, perhaps, tanks and shit..."

A total of 376 law enforcement officers were at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde. 19 students and two educators were still shot dead. At Covenant Christian school, there were armed staff members on the premises. Three 9 year olds and 3 adults were still shot dead. Today there a was shooting at a bank in Louisville. A bank with armed guards. Four people were still shot dead and nine more, including two police officers, were injured. AR-15s were used in each of those horrific shootings. So tell me again how it is that “more guns” are the answer.

@zimwiz I don't know you, your personal situation today, or anything. BUT, if things get heavy, DM me and I can try to tell you what's worked for me, over the years, to get past the shittiest parts (although the goal posts always seem to be moving).

@zimwiz I hear you! There are some things that affect us in a way that's indescribable. It's much more than a memory and it becomes a part of our fabric. It's tough (more than anyone knows) and you really can't explain it to someone who doesn't personally relate.

PTSD is a diagnosed medical condition that is the result of barely surviving a situation that could've resulted in your death, or witnessing a death/severe tragedy in a situation that you shared with someone else. It's NOT to be minimized by people upset from reading a F'n tweet!

@cooltxchick FAMU owned more property in Tallahassee than FSU did but they've been forced to sell it to FSU, and combine certain curriculum and share buildings with them, just to stay ahead. It's really sad!

When I first read about this, my initial thought was they’re coming for HBCU’s. They language of the bill, makes this a very real, possibility Mark my words. Florida has already been using money meant for FAMU on Florida State University. Nearly gutting FAMU engineering program

@libradunn @POTUS AMEN!!!

I'm encouraged by seeing @POTUS put forward executive action to address the #mentalhealth of victims, survivors and the families of those who go thru unconscionable violent attacks. It's ok to not be ok. #MentalHealthMatters #MentalHealthAwareness

@JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski He's so smart that he knows things that don't even exist! CHECKMATE!!!

Yes, good brain “aced it”. He was able to remember 5 words in order, and knew, without having to cheat, what an elephant looked like. Just don’t ask him how to pronounce Yosemite, to tell you where Colorado is located or to describe any of the “air” battles of the Revolutionary War.

In a new video, Trump says being president “requires great mental acuity and physical stamina and strength.” Therefore, he is calling on all candidates to take a test: “I took the test two years ago, and I aced it. I’d love to take it again because I think I’d do even better.”

@FINALLEVEL Like someone parking their Ford F-350 in the "compact only" space at the airport...

Lol. Yep, she was really doing toooo much.. lol

@RonFilipkowski He looks like a 10 year old going as a trucker for Halloween

Kyle Rittenhouse says the new lawsuit against him could happen to any of us: “If they can do this to me .. they can do this to anybody. If they take me down, they will take the rest of us down with them.”

@libradunn @MonicaCrowley As a PTSD survivor myself, those who aren't familiar with mental health struggles never seem to grasp the exhausting effort that it takes to just manage any given day. The longer that Mr. Fetterman is receiving positive treatment, the stronger that he is getting. Root for him!

@MonicaCrowley If only this tweet came from a place of caring instead of entitlement...

A sitting U.S. Senator was admitted to a hospital nearly 2 weeks ago, we have received no updates about his condition, the press refuses to ask questions, and his wife left the country with their kids. What is going on with John Fetterman?

@KellyScaletta Credit

RIDDLE!!! The more you need me, the harder I am to get. What am I?

@realTuckFrumper That's the thing about supremacists, they all think that the rules don't apply to them and then they, simultaneously, complain about being held accountable while denying accountability

Dilbert creator lashes out after papers pull his strip: 'Dicey situation' dlvr.it/Sk0Lzz

@JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski These guys will totally be cranked up in about two hours!

@RonFilipkowski First day of ‘how to stand like a normal person’ for these two twats, eh? 🧐

Two hunters hanging out today to swap stories.

@jemelehill I change my towel when I ask myself "when was the last time you changed your towel?" or I'm washing like items and need to balance the load...

So I change my towel every 3-4 days. I feel like that’s about right. Am I wrong for this? Changing your towels every day feels excessive to me.

@RepMTG No facts have been released about the last two objects. Are you leaking Intel or just guessing as to what they were?

China seems to be testing our military response.

@AdamKinzinger @POTUS Good thing that Sarah Palin saw it on the horizon and called it in!

I love the Air Force. Good call @potus and Pentagon