Colonel Chaos

@Milajoy @Aj53Aj Lived in 9 of them. Been to them all.

The average American has been to five of these cities. How many have you been to?

🚨 HOLY CRAP!! South Carolina Senate Leader Shane Massey (R) blocked 2026 redistricting because, HIS WORDS: "South Carolina is stronger" when "we have a vibrant and viable Democratic Party" Trump won his district by 34 POINTS. PRIMARY HIM OUT! He actually said: “South Carolina is stronger when we have a vibrant Democratic Party.” His excuse? "Competition makes you better." WHAT?! The "competition" where Democrats SHUT DOWN DHS? Defund the border? Allow the invasion of millions of foreign invaders who r*pe and pillage? I am NOT interested in handing those traitors a win. Primary Shane Massey! The fight is not over, redistricting can STILL pass.

@flying_clipper @projectHyland @miami_rick I do ultra long haul, and because of the rest breaks, I feel much more rested than I did during domestic trips. 2 legs in 4 days and a lower cabin altitude is great. Whether that translates into life expectancy, I don’t know.

@crewdog23 @projectHyland @miami_rick Possibly. A little research and monitoring helps with that. I've compared my sleep schedule data for a month to a bro at a legacy and turns out I get better quality sleep. Trying to collect a larger sample size over a year to compare various schedules. Will be cool to see.

Maybe I’m spoiled, maybe I don’t know any better or maybe I don’t know what I’m missing out on but I’ll never understand how some of you will fly 3 or 4 sectors a day and do it all again tomorrow. Long haul is all I’ve ever known, and at 45 is all I ever hope I know, God willing.

@projectHyland @flying_clipper @miami_rick He’s answering like a typical “everybody-else-is-a-moron” libtard. Healthy lifestyle is a given, but constant circadian swaps will put you in the ground before your time.

@flying_clipper @miami_rick I don’t disagree, but the sleep factor as mentioned and circadian swaps are very hard on the body.

In normal times, a sitting U.S. Senator going on television & sharing classified information that could be useful to our enemies is a scandal. Mark Kelly has repeatedly elevated his own partisan interests over what is in the best interest of America. At least we're being honest.

This is unfixable.

Somehow there is an X debate going on right now about VA disability ratings. I'm hearing some idiots saying if it's not from a combat wound, you should not get a disability rating. To which I rebut with the following; 20+ years of: -12 mile ruck marches. -5k/10k/10 mile/every other distance runs. -Parachute landing falls. -Obstacle and confidence courses. -Vehicle rollovers. -Helicopter hard landings. -Heat injuries/cold injuries. -Anthrax shots, COVID shots, all other kinds of shots. -"Here, take some Motrin, you'll be fine." -Weeks/Months/Years of high stress and little sleep. -Extended periods of poor nutrition. -Weird diseases you can only get in places like Afghanistan or Korea. -Burn pits. -All other manner of training injuries. -Never telling anybody you are injured because if you do they might pull you from that leadership position you fought so hard to earn. You do all that for 20+ years, your body will be torn up, I promise. The US military is a physically demanding place, no matter what your branch of service or MOS. Training accidents happen routinely. People die in peacetime accidents, routinely. The idea that a VA disability rating should only come from something that also earns a Purple Heart is nonsense. If anything, our warriors are consistently denied VA disability ratings for what are clearly service-connected ailments.

@infantrydort Blocked me, and I worked with him in Germany. A$$ hat.

Mark Hertling is living proof that the bar to be a general is in the basement. Pretends to act stunned why shooting is still happening in the Middle East. Like he’s never been there himself. Playing dumb to score political points. Gunfire, explosions, pain, suffering, the lamentations of women… all HOURLY occurrences there. You may have a “ceasefire” with an enemy, but the guy from another nation next to you doesn’t. So the enemy you are “cool” with, will shoot that other guy right in front of your face. It’s not a big deal to them. It’s just a big deal to us. In their eyes, they’re not shooting YOU. So they’ve held up their end of the deal. That’s why people from there need to stay there and we should rightly limit our time spent in such places. But what’s happening there now is as normal as breathing. I wouldn’t trust Mark Hertling to grab my Uber Eats. Why are you trusting him with national security takes? Anyway, he blocks me. Someone tell him to bark for me. Thanks.

“Yes or no, should noncitizens be able to vote?” Spencer Pratt: No Karen Bass: It depends Nithya Raman: It depends This should tell you everything you need to know.

@MCCCANM Oh it’s way better now. I get to deadhead next to some garlic-eating, loud-mouthed, armrest hogging, pajama-wearing astronaut.

Comfortable. Of course, tickets cost 2-4 times as much back then (adjusted for inflation), airlines crashed around 6.5 times per million flights compared to around 0.3 now & we have WiFi. Americans are ≈ 30 lbs heavier now, taking up seat space. Maybe it’s not the airlines.

REPLACE Senator @johnthune

@BravoKiloActual Fair. But… There is no way things get fixed without lots of pain. The farther down the road we kick the can (on everything), the more pain we buy. That’s tough in a “I want it now” society.

The MAGA dipshits are in total denial about the financial suffering people are going through… look at this stupid idiot. 😂 Smug, condescending, and completely oblivious attitudes like this are exactly why Congressional Republicans are going to get blown out in November.

Well, we aren’t even halfway through 2026 and we have: a Nazi running for democrats up north, the SPLC, a far left organization full of mostly black people, funding the KKK and other racists, Tucker lying and denying a clip of himself saying Trump is the antichrist even after being shown that he said it, Shawn Ryan glizzing fat Cenk like his life depends on Muslim peen, Candace Owens juggling multiple lawsuits and no Jewish attorneys to represent her, Nick Fuentes tired of politics because the closet is getting smaller and everyone knows he’s paid to act like a white racist, but really he’s just a little gay Mexican, Dave Smith realizing that the Jew haters will turn on Kapos as well, the Pope saying woke and socialist things, the SCOTUS stopping democrats from being racist… again, a 20ish year old kid and his mom exposing hundreds of millions in fraud, and still… despite many of our best efforts, thousands and thousands of people have fallen for propaganda made for illiterate Russian peasants. What a time to be alive.

@DukeAscari There is some of that, but by no means do we have that market cornered.

@crewdog23 The cult of projection...

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@DukeAscari The party of violence…

@crewdog23 I can tell you're MAGA without even looking. Always spewing dumb false shit with no self-reflection passing it off as being funny. Go jump off the top of a mountain head first.

Spirit Airlines died tonight at the hands of the socialist crusader, Elizabeth Warren She must be so proud to add another casket to her achievements. Tonight at 3am, Spirit turns off the lights. 14,000 jobs gone. 30+ smaller airports lose service. JetBlue offered $3.8 BILLION in cash to buy Spirit in 2022. Shareholders, flight attendants union, literally everyone voted yes. The combined company would have held 9% of the US market against a Big 4 that already owned 80%. For anyone who understands numbers: 9% isn’t a monopoly against 80%. Warren said no. She wrote letters. She pressured Buttigieg. Biden’s DOJ sued. A federal judge killed the deal in January 2024. Her argument: the merger would cost consumers $1 billion a year. Now look at her collateral damage she dusts under the rug. 510 pilots gone in the months after. 1,800 flight attendants furloughed in December. 14,000 jobs in 2023. 7,500 last week. Zero tonight. And that’s just the people in Spirit uniforms. Catering goes. Fuel guys go. Baggage crews, gate agents, airport coffee shops, hotels and rental cars in 70 cities Spirit flew to. Every airline job carries 3 more on its back. 40,000 people out of work because of one woman’s moronic crusade against the market. And the math ain’t mathing. Spirit abandoned 90 routes during the death spiral. Fares on those routes are up 14% on average. Oakland to Newark: $135 to $288. Fort Myers to San Juan: $92 to $219. Kansas City to Newark up 66%. That’s reality. Not some BS number from a “study.” So @SenWarren tell me how this saves the consumer money? Cheap carriers in a market drop fares 21% across the board. Southwest did this in the 90s and saved Americans $68 BILLION over 20 years. Warren killed it. That’s what moronic politicians led by socialism do. Then with her own blind arrogance, she tweeted Spirit’s collapse is “a Biden win for flyers.” A win. 14,000 people are reading termination letters tonight. And she’s taking credit. This is socialism in 2026. A senator who’s never made payroll thinks she knows how to run a market better than the people who own and work in the company. She saved you a billion on imaginary paper. She cost you ten times that in real life. She didn’t protect consumers from anything. 14,000+ will go from working to welfare. She will make sure to blame billionaires, hardworking tax payers, AI, capitalism and whatever monster they will make up tomorrow hiding under your bed. Higher taxes. Fewer jobs. More expensive everything. She called it a win. I hope you enjoy winning.

Nice job, Pete.

@DukeAscari I can tell you are a Liberal without even looking. Always so angry. And no humor at all. Go hang out on top of a mountain and clear your mind.

@crewdog23 This has nothing to do with that, what a clueless moron you are

@MCCCANM FTD can also mean Frontal Temporal Degeneration. Same thing…

Group chat w/ the old KC-10 guys now at the airlines:

Not satire…