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girls don't want boyfriends they want hailey bieber's skin

I think it’s okay to want more from life than just children and a family.

Sorry if I was being rude I fucking hate you

And we're killing them all with pesticides.....#savethebees

Idk when I imagine having a child its always a daughter. I’ve never once wished or fantasized about being a boy mom😭

I miss when people stood 6 feet away from me in public.

One for the anti abortionists 🤣🤣

MY LIFE ISN'T INSTAGRAMMABLE, HOWEVER, IT IS TWITTERABLE.

They should invent a life I am built for

I have died everyday waiting for u bro

Do u wanna come over and lay in bed like the grandparents from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

busy weekend

i am never apologising ever again for being “the nice” teacher. why tf would i go into teaching just to deliberately make kids miserable???

I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider

ever since i was a little girl i’ve always known i wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when i grew up

“Sweetest girl ever 🧁” bitch u are made with salt vinegar and everything sinister😭😭😭

having a crush on someone when you’re fat n kinda ugly is the most humiliating feeling, sorry i like you