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@Womble2006 At least mine is 6.15!

@Womble2006 Had 12 days off for my Easter break, there are no words to describe how much I am looking forward to going back to work tomorrow 😒

@GosnoldPauleen I wouldn’t recommend it EVER!

@crimebusterslug 😂😂 I won’t try that just yet

New phone day

@HighFarndale Seems a bit odd to have wild boar on the list, they don’t need reintroduction, they’re already here! I would frequently see them where I lived before moving to Yorkshire…they’re surprisingly big 😬

Imagine the tabloids when little Jimmy gets carried away by a bear… Classic polling; participants with zero idea of the eventualities; no follow up questions.

@Go_SYH_In_A_Pig @anon_opin You couldn’t survive two…

@crimebusterslug @anon_opin You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel.

Homer should have left Marge for Lurleen.

@matthewbcafc @anon_opin Every day is a learning day. Go forth with your new knowledge!

@crimebusterslug @anon_opin Wait, she’s called Krabappel? I’ve been calling her Krandel! Why didn’t somebody tell me! Oh i’ve been making an idiot of myself!!!

I work a 4 day week but do full time hours. Expecting me to work 5 shorter days achieves what?

@JDIrwinbooks Maybe some are in bed but going through the nightly routine of minimal sleep 😩

Everyone appears to have gone to bed. Bastards.

@LaraInTheMiddle Taking cleaning up your storage to another level!

@crimebusterslug This is impressive in more ways than one!

Remember the days when getting your phone wet spelt the end? Well, I can now confirm the iPhone 17 can survive a full wash in the dishwasher 😬

@SoVeryBritish How can you ever not know about a roast? Sacrilege!

Welcome to Monsunday, a place where you don’t know whether to have a roast dinner or answer some emails.

@ALP_Annie At least we all know now…call it community service!

@ALP_Annie Yes, it does give you something of a sinking feeling when you say ‘I can’t find the phone, can you ring it’ and then all eyes fall on the dishwasher door 😬

@IanSlaterPhoto1 I can only assume I’m either in rapid decline, or I knocked it off the worktop while clearing up after dinner. Either way, searching for it and hearing the dishwasher ring does lead to a certain sinking feeling, but evidently no harm done!

@crimebusterslug I have questions…..

@xAviation Good to watch, but with the world as it is you can at least double the price shown. The video has jet fuel at $2.40 a gallon, even in the US this is now $4.88, in Europe it’s over $7

Never have I been more pleased that my real name is Xavier Quizenberry

It’s always interesting to see someone who has lived the issue push back

Enter the dragon… x.com/mspbra/status/…