crypto is funny

x.com/i/grok/share/e… am i not clear?

@TheCryptoLark As people say: zoom out first 🥳

Bitcoin supply is drying up on exchanges. When demand meets scarcity, things get interesting real fast. Are you ready for what comes next?

@mikealfred I don't do drugs 😂🤣🥳

@Cointelegraph 😂🤣🥳

🚨 NEW: Bitwise CIO Matt Hougan calls Q1 2025 as "the best worst quarter in crypto's history" but highlights 4 key catalysts that could turn crypto markets around in Q2 despite the weakest Q1 performance in years.

@mikealfred only death is inevitable 💀

There is a lot of noise in the market right now. But what’s important is that M2 is spiking, GameStop is buying, Saylor is adding, other corporates are loading, nation states are scheming, and the blocks keep minting. That’s it. $1,000,000+ per coin is inevitable. It’s just math.

@bitcoinarchive 😂🤣🥳

JUST IN: Bitcoin to fly past Gold in coming months, says Pomp on CNBC

@Vivek4real_ 😂🤣🥳

RIPPLE $XRP CEO SAYS #BITCOIN IS GOING TO $200,000 THIS YEAR 🚀 IT’S COMING!!!

@Vivek4real_ he knows how to trick everyone else 😂🤣🥳

SOMEONE JUST BOUGHT $170 MILLION WORTH OF #BITCOIN HE KNOWS SOMETHING… 👀

@cryptogoos Inflation + rate cuts = bitcoin 🚀 😂🤣🥳

🚨BREAKING: FED SAYS IF TARIFF INFLATION EFFECT IS SMALL, RATE CUTS COULD COME LATER THIS YEAR SUPER BULLISH FOR #BITCOIN! 🚀

@pete_rizzo_ sure, if your business depends on it 😂🤣🥳

JUST IN: BITWISE CIO SAYS #BITCOIN IS HEADED TO $1 MILLION ON $1 TRILLION WORTH OF INSTITUTIONAL BUYING "ITS NOT THAT HARD TO IMAGINE BTC AT $1 MILLION OR MORE." 🚀

@misterrcrypto 😂🤣🥳

Bitcoin is going to $200,000. $ETH is going to $10,000. It’s inevitable.

@Vivek4real_ so what?🧐

🇺🇸 MICROSTRATEGY NOW OWNS MORE #BITCOIN THAN ALL THE GOVERNMENTS COMBINED THIS IS MASSIVE!!!

@Ashcryptoreal 😂🤣🥳

BITCOIN IS PUMPING 🚀

@LadyofCrypto1 sure, buy back your life 😎

@TheBTCTherapist 😂🤣🥳

Never seen this guy miss in my life, ever.

@milesdeutscher sure, time to trade the markets for your life

The best trades of your life won’t happen in bull markets. They’ll happen when no one is paying attention. We're in one of those moments now.

@gordongekko you are looking for partners in loss? 🧐

There are two $10 BILLION coins currently sitting under $10M. I have accumulated huge positions in both. Can you guess what they are?

@mitchellaskew @RemindMe_OfThis on November 31st, 2025 😂🤣🥳

November 31st, 2025 Bitcoin $620,000 Write that down ✍🏻 📄

@Vivek4real_ 😂🤣🥳

GLOBAL MONEY SUPPLY IS EXPLODING. #BITCOIN WILL FOLLOW SOON 🚀

@Cointelegraph sure, if you can go back in the past and take advantage of it 😂🤣🥳

🔥 BULLISH: Bitcoin has outperformed the S&P every single year for the last 14 years.