Crisp Tomato

@Kgov81 @alimullaley Because youre a daft cunt and we like outtin daft cunts like you in your place

@alimullaley Why is a united fan piping up about this?

If Jordan Henderson never plays for us again, it will be too soon. That was an absolutely disgraceful way to behave. #brentfordfc

Always injured no wonder he didnt get in england squad

how can I assist you? ☕

Arsenal fans have petitioned for Bruno not to be allowed to hit free kicks and corners next season.

Artetas champions league pre match speech will mention Bruno 😂😂😂

Il give you one. Ferguson knocked yous off your perch. Guardiola let yous back on it

@BloodstainLane7 I believe tyson outboxed him and should have won the first fight. Blocked

In my opinion, Usyk should have 3 losses on his record. The first DuBois fight when he was dropped by a legit body shot in round 5 and he said it was a low blow. That should have been a TKO win for Dubois. I believe Tyson Fury outboxed him and should have won a decision in their first fight. He got absolutely wiped by Rico tonight and should have lost a majority decision but the ref saved him from the L.

@JBMUFC7 @musanga_br2894 @utdHarryy No. Matic was box to box. He was ideal for a 6. Used to annoy me as he wasnt fast enough to cover the ground he needed to cover

@crisp_tomato @musanga_br2894 @utdHarryy You don’t think when Pogba got into TOTS with Matic & Herrera in midfield that Matic was a 6?

Say we signed Ederson x Tonali x Fernandes (i’m against it) who is the 6 and the Casemiro replacement out of the 3 exactly?

@centregoals @OptaJoe Scouse not english remember

🚨🚨| For the 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 time since the 1986 World Cup, there will be no Liverpool player in an England squad for a major tournament. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❌ [@OptaJoe]

@cmcc74 @scottish_party @SaorAlbannach Are you allowed to have your hands up in the air?

@scottish_party @SaorAlbannach So you avoid my question and expect me to answer yours. I'll give you an honest answer, but only if you directly answer the question I asked first. Otherwise move on

It's genuinely funny to see a fan base that still raises a delayed player registration from 30 years ago insist that there's absolutely nothing suspicious about the SFA. I've spotted five main attempts at Celtic fan sophistry this week: 1) Claim that any criticism is motivated by anti-catholic and anti-irish bigotry. Don't bother checking the posting history of whom you accuse. 2) Assert that corruption is ok because Hearts benefitted from mistakes, but remember to omit all the other ones that went against them, or the other ones that favoured Celtic or otherwise make imbecilic claims re; the rules of the game. 3) Pretend that you would see nothing wrong with a Hearts fan appointing Edinburgh referees who then made 'mistakes' that benefited Hearts resulting in Celtic losing the title. 4) Pretend that the KMI panel, appointed by the SFA, is no different to your mates blethering in the pub. 5) Accept that refereeing standards are bad, but insist that Celtic had it worse because [insert other claim from years ago] and that 14 out of the last 15 league titles is, err, evidence of that.

@KingFemi__ Why do people say one good season. Everyone knew he had a high ceiling. Maybe a bit higher up the pitch but regardless very highly rated at newcastle. If you watch him and think he wont be good next season.. football Isnt for you.

How is Anderson a Tier 1 midfielder? Based off of one good season at Nott Forest? The only Tier one central midfielders in this league are Rodri, Bernardo, Bruno, Rice, Casemiro, Bruno G, McAllister, Caicedo and Enzo.

@exfootballfan @RasputinUTD Ederson will be a massive improvement on casemiro on the ball mate. Just doesnt move the needle thats the problem

@RasputinUTD mateus is, ederson is meh

We’ve gone completely the wrong way with these midfield signings. We needed calm, pass-first midfielders who actually want the ball and can control games, and somehow we’ve ended up targeting the complete opposite profiles. #INEOSOUT

@musanga_br2894 @utdHarryy Vitinha if you can call him that he doesnt need to defend much

@crisp_tomato @utdHarryy I don't even know a team that still plays with a lone 6 anymore...

@musanga_br2894 @utdHarryy Cant remember last time we played a dm. Matic never done it mctominay never done it. Always been 2 up 2 back. Think maybe van gaal days the last time.

@utdHarryy 😅😅😅when was the last time Casemiro actually played as the 6...do you even watch these man utd games...the man is literally on the same line with Bruno in build up. Out of possession same line with Kobbie,on transitions it's just sad.

@SullyTalkz Fucksake. Id take fernandes before tonali never mind ederson. This feels like de jong - casemiro One footed donkey - ugarte Its like being in a nightmare where everything you want is in touchin distance then you wake up and bonnie blue is your mum

Understand that any potential deal for Fernandes, is independent to one of Éderson. This doesn't mean that both deals will happen, but it isn't either or. Éderson state of play: #MUFC have had fresh positive talks with Atalanta for Éderson with the deal progressing well. This isn't just 'agent talk' which some people are speculating - United are in active negotiations with Atalanta. The deal isn't done but the base fee is expected to be closer to £34M with add-ons as per @MatteMoretto. Éderson would most likely be coming in as a squad option, rather than a starter, is the current feeling. Wilcox, Vivell and the whole recruitment team have approved of the player. The 26-year-old didn't play for Atalanta yesterday due to the ongoing negotiations. He has told his agent he only wants United.

@afc_ben10 If bruno played for city hed have 30 assists with his left foot

🚨 Jamie Carragher on Premier League Player of the Season and PFA Player of the Year award: “These awards should go to the player who controls games, carries his team to winning the title, and shows up when it matters most. Not just someone collecting stats like it’s a hobby and ending the season with no trophy to show for it.”

@afc_ben10 Guarantee he voted for gerrard though

@CFCms3 This isnt even brunos best season for g/a. But only virgins who watch football through stats cant comprehend how good bruno has been these last few months. Hes only been back in his natural position since anorim left.

Palmer's first season compared to Bruno this season 😂😂😂😂??

@michaelttfw See that manager comment. Yous wouldnt have won the league if we sacked that useless cunt after last season

Personally don’t really care. My opinion has always been it should be someone from whoever wins the title. Performing under actual pressure when it means something. But… is this the first time someone has won it when their manager has been sacked mid-season?

@michaelttfw Did bruno win manager of the season aswell 😂😂😂 bruno better than rice and arteta 😂😂😂👍