Cris ‘Cristoph’ Wiedermann

how it feels smoking a bowl

That’s what I’m saying! #thisniggaspittin

Protein Drink > Sewing machine is still such a wicked set closer. Need it at Red Rocks!

Top 5 bars: 1. My couch

“He’s finally figuring out his golf swing, make sure it rains the rest of the week”

Waving the white flag, 16 days straight, don’t know how alcoholics do this man my body is a mess

Company drug test completed today. Hell be damned with the potential for random tests in the field, imma see God tonight! #ItaintIllegalitRegal

Hung and found the Gatorade my sister was saving for her track meet in the fridge #gimmiethatshit

Roommate rolling a double paper J to celebrate EOS knowing full well a Wigga getting audited by the feds in two weeks #heavyd_27saveme

No class should have a nigga feeling like Kevin Spacey in Se7en. No matter the result of the final, WILL have the Cali donut j equipped in hot bar #HailMary

Seeing LeBron do what he do at that age is crazy cause MJ was gambling wit yellow eyes at that point in his life

Need a lunch lady to ride my shit like I stole a milk

the last time the astros won a game the strait of hormuz was still open

Can’t help but keep reminiscing last summer when @drivebytruckers and @pattersonhood came down to Texas. What a treat it’d be to see that repeated…

Marcel Reed in the huddle before an important play with a game on the line

Post Panic depression hitting a little harder than usual. Nick exceeded my expectations and just shredded but man would I love to see Jimmy back and taking everyone to school. Red Rocks dates couldn’t get posted soon enough.

@JohnBellBaby420 Not being able to see a Mikey solo tour is a cruel comedy by the universe.

The things I’d do to just see Mikey Houser live once. #WSMFP