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@Reverenard Any time ✊🔥

Good morning

@mark_slapinski A 🙌

@dadbate136 Perfection 🔥

Dad said there’s no need for towels in the sauna when it’s just the two of you

@uselesspigboi So fucking hot man 😛

Who wants lunch?

@ScatGayVibes Hottest ever!!!!

@AceSqualorXXX So hot 🔥🔥🔥

I made a decision. I’m not showering for my friends or the rave tonight. I’m not showering again until May when I have to for a wedding. After that I’m never showering again. This decision is final. I will not be taking questions at this time.

@AceSqualorXXX Still hot. Still wish smellovision was real. 🤩😛

Hey stinkers! My sincerest apologies for the hiatus! To make up for it, I'll be dropping new content on my DarkFans daily for the next couple weeks! Many of you are already aware of this, but, for those of you who don't are not aware, I had a neighbor get very huffy over me making smelly porn across the hall. Unbeknownst to me, he sent the rental company my Twitter with a letter of complaint, as did several other neighbors. I had to de-stink and undergo an inspection. Passed. Then got hit with more complaints, another inspection, and then a third and final time a comment on here I made (unknowingly) confessing to continuing to make raunch porn resulted in an ultimatum to either leave the roach motel I called my stink den, or face eviction in court. Now, I may be disgusting, but I am certainly not dumb. I took the deal. Well, that worked out in my favor. Thanks to you pigs and your support for my freedom to express myself as a filthy fucking stink pig, I am able to afford a beautiful one bedroom apartment I found just a few blocks away. It's taken me some time to get set up and ready to post again, but that time has arrived. So, as stated, to make up for the time my stinky content has lain dormant, I will be posting every day for the next couple of weeks. I am determined to breathe new life (and more stink) into this new space and new era. My goal is to pay my rent for this unit with the funds I earn from my stink porn, just as I did at the my last place. The price difference is surprisingly not that big. But I also just want to do it... I want to continue to push my boundaries and be the best most stinkiest piglet I can be. Because it makes me happy, it makes me free, it makes me me, and I know it does the same for many of you. I promise you all I will not let one super judgemental, kink-shaming, stalkery, shady and overly-sensitive neighbor (bc really it was one that paved the way... he even had a fucking air freshener on his door handle. It was silly. I literally cackled the day I saw it) nor the outcome (especially bc the outcome was a huge benefit to my quality of life!) stop me from being the nasty, unshowered, manstench-worshipping, piss-reeking, pitted-out, foot-oderous (guys the scent of my socks from all this walking and sweaty that has infused my shoes instanteously fills the apt! Except gear sales to pick up again soon! You pigs have got to smell this!) constantly-dickstracted raunch pig I am! So, without further ado, feast your eyes (cuz you sadly can't feast your nose or mouuths) on my skunky self... especially the sox. Holy fuck those sox! See this and more at: justfor.fans/AceSqualorXXX?…

@DannYeahPd @Smattty W🤩W

Do me a favor? Make out with my sweaty unwashed pit, then make out with me.

@liberal_party Even using the terms left and right is beyond ridiculous and meaningless. This is about affordability and logical consequences for crime and who can deliver it. The current gov has failed on these accounts and created hardship and chaos. Enough. Time for change.

Pierre Poilievre's Conservatives are about to kick-off their Convention in Quebec City, where they'll push to make cuts to services, roll-back climate action, and import far-right American-Style politics. There's nothing 'common sense,' about Pierre Poilievre's priorities.

Just cross referenced and now on same page. Outage @Square

@SquareSupport Hi everyone. Anyone else having reader (ticket) synch issues? Our internet connection good so… …it’s Thursday Sept 7 5:40EST

@HomeDepotCanada Thanks so much for saving us @ivanopoblano restaurant after the hydro outage. Your generator rental from Wonderland helped saved hours of work and revenue aka Ivano’s food 🌮 Shout out to Bill in Rentals. Your help much appreciated. Muchas Gracias 🙏

@LondonHydro Power is back! Emery & Wharncliffe 👍

193 customers impacted in the South London area. Estimated Restoration: JUL 21 at 06:00 AM. Outage#: 48317 londonhydro.com/outages/outage…

@onair_blair @steveof101 @ClassicRock981 It’s just waiting for us to care enough about this matter. Portugal knows. #treatment #accountability #rehabiltation #portugal

View from the @ClassicRock981 studio this morning in downtown #ldnont. At least this time it wasn’t a needle into the shin. When are we going to provide the people who are struggling with what they actually need to get better? We’re failing our own.

@jannarden Jann I’m gay. It’s a t-shirt. Relax please. #notoffended

I’ve probably taken 200,000 pictures with people in my life and I don’t have one with someone wearing a disparaging T-shirt with a very obviously easy to read hate filled message on it. This is a crock of shit. And this woman is a drip. She shouldn’t be leading a parade never mind a province.

Thanks @angelesazulesmx for spending 1,641 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to 20 Rosas. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/0ZCO8oV…

@LisaLaFlamme_ You remain an icon. A trusted and comforting presence for many. Onwards and upwards 🙏

I have some news...

RIP Olivia 💔😞. Incredible voice. Incredible person. Incredible light. #OliviaNewtonJohn #fuckcancer

@SQSupport Ouch. This is turning into the Friday files. We used to recommend Square to other businesses and say it rarely goes down. I know it happens but too often lately. 🤪

Our team has confirmed reports of issues affecting Seller Account Availability and collecting payments. We are continuing to work with our engineering team toward finding a solution. Please keep posted to issquareup.com for the most up-to-date information.