Janos Dobronszki

@abstractdrift_ Correct. Absolutely not ready for production. Codebase is small enough for me to quickly fix issues should they arise. I don't expect many load related issues, but general bugs.

Check this out github.com/crufters/actio #Node #microservices #monolith #typescript #backend

This is a paper mill. But it’s more accurately described as a TREE SLAUGHTERHOUSE. @nytimes profits from the murder of trees, choosing to print a daily newspaper packed full of corporate advertisements and propaganda. It’s time to #StopThePresses 🛑 #NYTimesUp

@O2 It's already sorted, thanks! At least your customer support is awesome. ;)

@crufter 😢 Chat with us here: o2.uk/S5gjv2 and we'll take a closer look for you.

.@O2 Your IT system is a joke. I've got a second contract and now your system doesn't let me log in, I use a password manager so I do not forget passwords.

Anyone knows how long it takes to get access to the Go runtime with Google Cloud Functions after submitting the form? cc @GCPcloud

@coopuk Yes, I will send all of those details shortly. Here or in an email? I am not a member. Cheers.

.@coopuk We've found glass shards in the beer you sell. What's the recommended daily allowance of glass?

Memes are the simplest and most atomic forms of movies.

Magnesium stearate is poision. Stay away. Why do people put poison in health supplements? :S

"Do we really need to take all of it or can we be satisfied merely with extreme wealth and power?" #Davos

.@O2 You have charged me twice. I had a chat with you and you said you need GED numbers etc. Why?Clearly you see a list of succ. trasactions

@lorenzopaoliani :DDDDDD haha. I like your style

@lorenzopaoliani For a moment I thought being a liberal is less fashionable nowadays the the right is almost as big/bigger than those who believe the dogma

@lorenzopaoliani Hey Lorenzo, what happened with your twitter handle? Being a snoflek is not trendy anymore? :D

@robmccargow @lynseybarber @beard_emoji Done! So glad there are people out there who care about the really important issues.

@robmccargow @lynseybarber Hahaha, guys. Aint giving away my name, cruft is a sacred thing in tech. Very cool idea btw, I would totally invest in it. :P

That moment when you load the wrong .json and lose $5.4 billion zerohedge.com/news/2017-03-2…

You can’t contain cruft. Cruft finds a way. Cruft is life.

Fluentd is making my life hell